TEST DRIVE MEME!

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TEST DRIVE MEME

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[badcomicsburn]

A

[Linkara is sulking around in the town. He looks both grumpy and lost like he's new here and not happy about being a pony.]

B

[He's managed to do it without internet. His show continues, and he'll do it again next week. He's just finished reviewing a bad comic book over the scrolls. How do you react?]

C

[Linkara is browsing the local comic shop. Every once in a while, he picks up a comic book and skims through it.]

A

[sailorlaughter]

Hey there, Mr. Grumpy Hat!

[Says Pinkie as she cartwheels up to him.]

Long time no see! I brought you a cupcake! And a bad comic to punch! Actually I didn't read the comic, but it says Bloodmayne on the front and I've never heard of HER, so it's probably not all that good!

[badcomicsburn]

...Do I know you?

[sailorlaughter]

DUH! I'm Pinkie Pie!

[Aw, is he from a different universe? She hates when that happens!]

You taught me how to do this, remember? [Shoving the comic and cupcake at him, she stands on her hind hooves and:]

I AM A MARE!!!!! [Punch!] I changed the words a little since then! Hope you don't mind!

[badcomicsburn]

[Linkara gets the cupcake and comic book shoved into his grasp.]

Um... I think you might be confusing me with some other me.

[He feels as if he should punch Insano. Or Linksano. Or both. If they're here.]

[sailorlaughter]

[Siiiiiigh]

Probably. It WAS a different dimension. Unless this is a time thing, and I'm from your future! That happens sometimes too!

Soooooooo, I'm Pinkie Pie! Welcome to Ponyville!

B

[jumpthegun]

Seriously? You're a tiny little talking pony in a fairy tale town, and you're criticizing the local comic industry?

Yeah, okay then. So tell me about your feelings on how much the movies messed up the Marvel superheroes.

[badcomicsburn]

That's not my area of expertise. Some other people can do that. Me? I stick to comic books. I've always done comic books.

[jumpthegun]

Never read a Marvel Comics story, then? [Kids these days.]

[badcomicsburn]

I've reviewed tons of bad Marvel comics. And of course, I have no idea what DC is, either.

...Wait.

[jumpthegun]

[John gives Linkara a very confused look.]

Why d'you only review bad comics? Is it like being a B-movie fan?

C, for no reason except for Dustin because he's a big comic book geek.

[windyellow]

[A yellow earth pony by the name of Dustin was just browsing near where Linkara was. Since comics are his whole life besides his friends and being a Power Ranger, he loved it wasn't surprising (to anyone who knew him) that Dustin was browsing as well. He looked very interested in the current Power Ponies issue, staring at the cover.]

Hey, dude. That issue any good?

[ooc: A pic of Dustin in pony form is located here]

Re: C, for no reason except for Dustin because he's a big comic book geek.

[badcomicsburn]

[Linkara turns to face whoever's peaking to him.]

It's okay, there could be some-

[He drops the comic book he was reading and gapes a surprised look at the POWER RANGER.]

[windyellow]

Uh, dude? You okay?

[badcomicsburn]

...You're a Power Ranger. As a horse.

[Not so much the first part that phases him as the second.]

A

[iron_mare]

[Liz meanwhile walks by, probably on her way to some nondescript place of work, pausing and backtracking a bit - she'd know that hat anywhere. And if you don't mind her taking a subtle glance at your butt the cutie mark is familiar too.]

Linkara??

[badcomicsburn]

[Linkara freezes in place, looking over to Iron Liz.]

...Liz?

[iron_mare]

[Yup, that's him. Excuse her if she's suddenly really excited to see you; it's been a bit of a Year. Also hugging.]

When'd you get here?

[badcomicsburn]

[Woah, random hug.]

Around half an hour ago. Why am I a horse?

B - Internet cookie for whoever guesses what this refers to :p

[verygassy]

. . .

You know, I kinda wish this had a final panel where Professor X knocked on the door and invited the daughter to the Xavier Institute? It definitely would have made the comic worth it, somewhat.

. . .

Why did they even make a comic out of that movie, I wonder? Did...Marvel really expect Bill Cosby to be a draw or something?

C

[stalksindarkness]

Is that the new issue of 'The Manticore'?

[badcomicsburn]

[Linkara checks to make sure.]

...I don't know. Never heard of this comic before and the publication date seems to be... June 1004. Weird.

[stalksindarkness]

Huh. I never noticed that before. It's a different world though, so different dates!

And the only thing funny about that comic is that there was a super hero named Manticore where I'm from. He was an archer.

[By the way, Linkara. Notice you're taking to a lion yet?]

[badcomicsburn]

[He has, but i doesn't really phase him given how often weird shit happens in his house. Possessed comics, evil robots wearing his skin, comic book people coming to attack him, and more.]

Oh really? Where are you from?

A

[eatmydustwaradmiral]

Hey buddy, why the long face?

[Did the suspiciously realistically colored pony just. Make a horse pun.]

Wait - let me guess. New to this here burg yourself, without a bit of tin or a pint of oats in your saddlebag, with no idea what's up and down. Am I right?