TEST DRIVE MEME!

[ponymeisters]

TEST DRIVE MEME

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[adandyinspace]

[Dandy's not a bright man...bird monster thing. All he knows is he made the pony smile and that's all that matters. He's already in.]

Well aren't you just the beacon of kindness. Tell you what, nothing makes me more comfortable than a nice cold drink and a pretty lady by my side. How's about you and that hat of yours hit up the nearest pub with me and we see what happens from there.

[He then pauses, putting a talon to his beak as he ponders if hitting on horses is actually an okay thing to do. Meow's already made comments on Dandy's interest in other alien races, but they normally had the body types and assets he likes in a woman. Horses...not so much.

With a shrug, he waves it off. Thankfully this setting is PG enough where he doesn't have to worry about if things get too freaky. He's sure he'll complain about that later.]

So what do you say?

[pirateponyprincess]

[It's a shallow attempt at best, but Celestia's going to play along with it.]

We shall see, but I should tell you now: the best 'chicks' around here aren't found at the pub. They're right this way.

[And with that, she'll start leading him to the edge of town that may or may not be in the direction of Fluttershy's cottage and the chicken coop].]

[adandyinspace]

...

[Them's chickens. He doesn't even have to walk all the way over to the coop to know what's going on. He's got crazy eagle eyes.]

This is a bird joke, isn't it?

[pirateponyprincess]

Aw, I didn't even get you inside.

[In other words: yes.]

You had left yourself so open to it, too.

[adandyinspace]

[So much grown man pouting right now. It's one thing when a woman does it, it's a whole other when it's a horse.]

Yeah, well, nothing gets past Dandy.

[Except for, well, everything.]

And jokes on you, chickens just so happen to be downright precious. ...And delicious, but they don't need to know that. They got dreams, baby, big ones. The kind of hopes and dreams only flightless birds can have.

[pirateponyprincess]

You were quite fooled up until the point you saw the coop.

[Which is honestly more than she gave him credit for initially.]

Quite the romantic one, aren't you?