TEST DRIVE MEME!

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TEST DRIVE MEME

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[White Tiger intensifies]

[floesight]

Zetta, it's obvious you don't understand how I work. The more players I have in the game, the more toys I get to play with. What purpose does knocking someone off the board serve?

[Besides, as far as she's concerned she's already the second strongest Overlord. If she really wanted to off someone, she would have done it long ago.]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Oh. Wait. I see how this works. You were helping me just so you could laugh at my suffering the entire way, weren't you.

[floesight]

Pretty much, yeah.

[NOT...REALLY A LIE.]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

So long as you got something out of it. You know better than to expect gratitude from a demon of my level!

...Here. Here is a different story entirely, though.

[floesight]

...I'm almost afraid to ask you to elaborate. Whatever it is you're talking about, I doubt it's any good.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Check your mana power, Pram. And mine. Tell me if you still feel like you're your amazing self as a pony.

[floesight]

[That actually gets Pram to stop and think. She doesn't move from her spot, for fear that her already unsteady legs might cause her to tip over (seriously how do you even walk like this), but she does at least look like she's thinking. Assessing her power level. And then...]

...what the hell?! I know for a fact that I was a lot stronger than this!

[Sure she was sealing in a bunch of mana power to begin with, including hiding her true form, but this? This was ridiculous.]

Tch. And it looks like it's the same for you.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

I'm still as strong as they come, of course. But I wasn't just making up stories when I said this explains why the Pale Pony went through this whole stunt to bring me here. I hate to admit it, but without a Netherworld to gain strength from, I might actually fall behind the curve.

[floesight]

['I can't be certain, but I don't think it's the lack of a Netherworld that's affecting him. Could it be that without Salome...?']

Tch. Don't give me that bullshit, Zetta. You're the most Badass Overlord in the cosmos. Netherworld or not, that shouldn't change.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

I know that! But I still need to conquer this world and transform it into a Netherworld.

[floesight]

...well? What's stopping you?

[Seriously, the only thing she's seen around here is the cute scenery and a few ponies. And those certainly aren't very impressive.]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

This whole 'Pale Pony' crap means that if I conquer the Netherworld now, all the ponies will just claim I won because their leaders were distracted and couldn't give the fight their all!

[floesight]

But isn't that exactly the kind of underhanded tactic a demon like you would use?

[Notice she said "like him".]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Hell no! Being the most badass freaking Overlord in the cosmos is my pride! I'm not going to conquer a world only to have no one on it believe that I'm the strongest there is!

[floesight]

Fair enough. It's certainly not your brain~

[Even if he got smarter, he's still Zetta. Though this does leave them with a bit of a problem. Or rather, him. She's just assisting because she bored.]

Though I guess the only thing you could do right now is send that pale pony you keep going on about on a one way trip to the glue factory?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Except the damn thing is hiding in an alternate universe, too scared to come out and fight me directly! Just like the sort of coward who'd tamper with a Sacred Tome out of fear, she's not MAN enough to let the best demon win!

[floesight]

Well she'll have to show up eventually. When she does, just kick her ass.

[Of course, that gives her an idea. Pay no attention to that ominous grin of hers.]

Although...this is starting to sound like a lot of fun. Maybe I should get in on the action, too. Tee hee.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

The first time the Pale Pony annoyed you to any degree, you'd swear vengeance whether you'd intended to fight her or not...

[Zetta knows THAT much about Pram. One incident of getting kicked to the moon and winding up with amnesia would be more than enough to put the fire into her.]

[floesight]

Aww, Zetta. You know me so well. I'm flattered~

[Not that it's hard to. Just about every single Overlord they know has been on the receiving end of her infamously short temper.]

But yeah. First time that bitch pissed me off I'd freeze her solid and drop her in the ocean.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Hyaaa ha ha ha ha! Not that I'd be slowed down by it in the slightest, but I'm not complaining that you're no competition for me for the title of Overlord here.

[floesight]

...

EXCUSE YOU? No competition? Listen, Zetta. You might be strong, but I'm plenty strong myself. I could give you one hell of a run for your money if I wanted.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

[Zetta smirks broadly, because damn if he didn't love to get one up on Pram.]

You're missing one important thing around here. [Zetta taps his horn.] Part of ruling this world means using magic to raise the sun and the moon so there's day and night.