The FiMFiction.net Meme

[discorderly]

The FiMFiction.net Meme!!1!

ONE
Typos – Um. I don’t kno anyone who would be a beta reader for me so their may be a lot of typos.

TWO
Japanese/other foreign languages – WATASHI DAISUKI NIHONGO! That means I love Japanese, so I’m going to put a lot of it in my fanfiction. Don’t worry. I’ll be sure to put a dictionary at the end so you know what I am saying *^_^* U can also use other languages or leik english english from Britain, but Japanese is the most kawaii~~~

THREE
Author’s notes – UM I may put these in the middle of the story so you know what’s going on. Or if I have a funny thing to say. Teehee~ ((A/N:THEY'LL LOOK LIKE THIS BTW!!))

FOUR
Shipping! – omg like. I love my otp. You can totally tell they love each other even if they really hate eachother omg. They’re hate is so amazing!

FIVE
Purple prose – if u describe a scene it should use as many descriptive words az possible. Like “Amber orbs” or “pools of emerald” for eyes. It’s soooo much more better that way.

SIX
Mary sue – omg. Just because my character is a woobie, but also leik the most powerful alicorn ever and like everyone wants them and is just jealous doesn’t make them a mary sue. They don’t have any flaws at all. STOP FLAMING.

SEVEN
Songfic- um I think this song by Evanescence really fits my character. It describes their inner sadness ttly

EIGHT
Wildcard - DO WAT U WANT ITS JUST FANFIC

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Remember:

“This means the character is talking”
‘this is the thoughts’
*This means they are using their ultra awesome mind powers!*

R&R
And NO Flames PLzZZZ THEY WILL BE USED TO COOK OUR HOTDOGS hehee

Comments

Harvey Finevoice

[millionbitpipes]

her cutie mark will not be in fic writing

[sweetasabelle]

It was the day before the summer sun festival and Harvey had no fancy suits to wear which was awful because he always has the fanciest suits but his piano agent Bertie had poured fire on them all on accident so he needed a new fancy suit in order to sing at the summer sun festival for all the fillies and that meant he had to go to Carousel Boutique where the most creative and awesomest and best sister-est pony in the whole wide world Rarity was going to make him a suit even fancier than Sapphire Shores had in her last video that Rarity also made because she is the best at clothes

But first Rarity had to make all of her measurements so after she wrapped him up in the measuring tape he was left all alone................or was he??? No he wasn't because Rarity's sister Sweetie Belle was there and she had always had a crush on Harvey because he had a really pretty voice like miss Fluttershy and also the kind of rugged prince features Sweetie always heard Rarity saying made colts look really pretty so she knew he was as pretty as his voice

"Hi mister finevoice" Sweetie said and "Hi kid" Harvey said and then Sweetie said "I think you're really pretty" and then Harvey said "Is that so? well i keep having to deal with dames but you're a pony" "Wow thanks!" Sweetie said and then the two got married and livd happily ever after and even Rarity was jealous because her little sister got the best pony ever

the end

Dante | Devil May Cry

[strawberryredgrave]

A/N: OMG DAnnnte ismost sugoi demon hutner ever evertyone shoudl love him and want OTPS with him because he is best Capcom character evar!!!!1!!1

[(Anonymous)]

So Once Upon A Time, Celestia and Dante Did Know One Another. We Shall Spare You The Lurid Details Of How This Happened Because WE ARE AWARE OF THE YOUNG FILLIES IN THIS PLACE.

And The Result of Their Coupling Was a half-Dragon half-Alicorn. With Eight Appendages - Four Hooves And Four Claws. It Was Cotton Candy Pink With a Rainbow Mane and Devil Tail. Her Eyes Were Periwinkle With Tyrian Purple Flecks Which Caught The Sunlight Resulting In Lasers Which Came From Said Flecks. Also The Child Was Somehow "Thin Enough To Be Anorexic" Even Though She Had Her Father's Unfortunate Habit Of Eating Nothing But Pizza And Ice Cream All The Time. This Was Because The So-Called Dragolicorn Had A Literal Black Hole For Her Metabolism. Opening Her Mouth Could Potentially Cause The Solar System To Collapse So Her Parents Had to Put a Bedazzled Muzzle On Her Snout When She Went Outside.

And Because Neither Parent Had Any Sense Of How To Properly Name A Child, She Was Called Wikked Speshelle.

So One Day Wikked Decided She Would Show That She Could Take Over Her Mother's Duty of Raising The Sun. So She Asked Her Mother, Who Said No. Then She Asked Her Father, Who Said "GO KNOCK YOURSELF OUT". So Wikked Tried To Raise The Sun, But The Sun Refused To Cooperate. So Wikked Took Out Her Sparkly Guns And Shot The Sun Dead.

NEEDLESS TO SAY Her Parents Were HIGHLY DISAPPOINTED. And Her Awesome Aunt Luna Had No Way To Stop The Tides From Flooding Everything Without The Sun To Help Anchor The Moon. So After Grounding Their Spawn With NO DESSERT, They Charged Wikked With Finding A Place To Bring Another Sun In To Replace The One She Had Killed.

And So Wikked Went On Her Mission To Save The World.

Please R/R AND DO NOT FLAME US. The Next Chapter Shall Come When We Have Time. Also, We Have Made Art As A Fan (http://i58.tinypic.com/m9buop.png) Of Our Creation. If You Steal YOU WILL BE PUNISHED.

Cecil Palmer

[nvcr]

Discord

[discorderly]

sekkritely, Discord is writin all this fanfic!11!!

[(Anonymous)]

So, one day, Discord started turning evil again. Like, raining chocolate form the sky forever evil. And the Elements of Harmony got turned into mice. Nopony knew what to do. The princesses were so scared until they appeared. Wearing matching capes and blank flanks, the Cutie Mark Crusaders (CMCs) went to face down Discord.

"Y'all have to stop this!" Applebloom chided him. Discord turned his nose up and then turned Applebloom into an apple pie.

"You can't do that. It's TOOOOOOTALLY not fair!" Sweetie Belle yelled. Discord rolled his eyes, snapped his claws, and turned Sweetie into an actual bell.

And then it came to Scootaloo. She looked to her friend who was now an apple pie, and her other friend who was a bell, and she knew what to do. Using her awesome trick skills, Scootaloo bucked Applebloom at Discord's mouth. He opened up his snaggle-toothed maw and started chomping up the pie. Then, while he was distracted, Scootaloo bucked Sweetie Belle at the spot right between his eyes.

The bell rang out and Discord dropped like a rock. Applebloom and Sweetie Belle turned back to normal, then everypony else in Equestria. The CMCs had saved the day thanks to their teamwork. They'd known all along what Discord would do and had planned it out.

That day, they all earned their cutiemarks in Discord-slaying. There was a parade and they got to go to Canterlot and meet with the Princesses and Rainbow Dash was there, too, cheering them on and asking to hang out with them.

They all lived happily ever after!

Pollo

[soulofblue]

Nephenee

[neighfeni]

Reimi Hanamori

[rafflesia_neighponi]

Bertie Wooster

[tinkertytonk]

[millionbitpipes]

One brilliant day Harvey showed up to Bertie's house for their usual rehearsal. His heart was beating like the thunderous hoofbeats of a thousand and two buffalo. He loved Bertie more than anything. He adored the sunshine stallion with the glowing passion of a thousand suns.

Shyly, the midnight stallion knocked firmly on the oaken portal. He was thinking about how much he loved Bertie and wanted to look into his azure orbs and touch his golden feathers.

Marty McFly

[thepoweroflove]

[discorderly]

1 day Marti McFly and Doc Brown were in the deloreon and Marty said "wow were do u wana go today doc" and doc said "you mean WHEN" and marty said "omg Doc Brown you're so cool and smart" and doc said "no you are the best u saved me from the evul libertratrians" and then he kised him and Marty liked it alot so he kised too and then they went bak 2 the futru and got marrid and had 5 kids

Nozomi Yumehara

[ponycure_dream]

Derpy Hooves

[muffin_lover]

Lord Zedd

[name_is_zedd]

Tsukasa Kadoya

[passing_thru_rider]

Donatello Hamato

[polyturtle]

Minato Arisato

[foolish_seal]

Surprise

[surpriserainbows]

Jappleack/Applejack

[caneattheseapples]

Fluttershy

[kind_to_all]

Kyouko

[kuukai]

Francis York Morgan

[callmeyork]

[cue the whistle theme]

Iron Liz | Atop the Fourth Wall

[iron_mare]

[Liek omg u guyz stop flamin Liz is teh best fuk u]

Velvet Remedy || Fallout: Equestria

[wastelandkindness]

[[A fanfic of a fanfic. WE NEED TO GO DEEPER.]]

Lucia Bolido / Twilight Sparkle || My Little Pony jRPG/D&D AU

[wizardofharmony]

[[She's so sick of all these WORD CRIIIIIMES!]]

Rainbow Dash

[mostloyalpony]