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Discord ([personal profile] discorderly) wrote in [community profile] alicornparty2014-07-18 07:29 pm

The FiMFiction.net Meme





The FiMFiction.net Meme!!1!




ONE
Typos – Um. I don’t kno anyone who would be a beta reader for me so their may be a lot of typos.

TWO
Japanese/other foreign languages – WATASHI DAISUKI NIHONGO! That means I love Japanese, so I’m going to put a lot of it in my fanfiction. Don’t worry. I’ll be sure to put a dictionary at the end so you know what I am saying *^_^* U can also use other languages or leik english english from Britain, but Japanese is the most kawaii~~~

THREE
Author’s notes – UM I may put these in the middle of the story so you know what’s going on. Or if I have a funny thing to say. Teehee~ ((A/N:THEY'LL LOOK LIKE THIS BTW!!))

FOUR
Shipping! – omg like. I love my otp. You can totally tell they love each other even if they really hate eachother omg. They’re hate is so amazing!

FIVE
Purple prose – if u describe a scene it should use as many descriptive words az possible. Like “Amber orbs” or “pools of emerald” for eyes. It’s soooo much more better that way.

SIX
Mary sue – omg. Just because my character is a woobie, but also leik the most powerful alicorn ever and like everyone wants them and is just jealous doesn’t make them a mary sue. They don’t have any flaws at all. STOP FLAMING.

SEVEN
Songfic- um I think this song by Evanescence really fits my character. It describes their inner sadness ttly

EIGHT
Wildcard - DO WAT U WANT ITS JUST FANFIC

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Remember:

“This means the character is talking”
‘this is the thoughts’
*This means they are using their ultra awesome mind powers!*

R&R
And NO Flames PLzZZZ THEY WILL BE USED TO COOK OUR HOTDOGS hehee
strawberryredgrave: (Flowers for the lady?)

Dante | Devil May Cry

[personal profile] strawberryredgrave 2014-07-19 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
A/N: OMG DAnnnte ismost sugoi demon hutner ever evertyone shoudl love him and want OTPS with him because he is best Capcom character evar!!!!1!!1

(Anonymous) 2014-07-19 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
So Once Upon A Time, Celestia and Dante Did Know One Another. We Shall Spare You The Lurid Details Of How This Happened Because WE ARE AWARE OF THE YOUNG FILLIES IN THIS PLACE.

And The Result of Their Coupling Was a half-Dragon half-Alicorn. With Eight Appendages - Four Hooves And Four Claws. It Was Cotton Candy Pink With a Rainbow Mane and Devil Tail. Her Eyes Were Periwinkle With Tyrian Purple Flecks Which Caught The Sunlight Resulting In Lasers Which Came From Said Flecks. Also The Child Was Somehow "Thin Enough To Be Anorexic" Even Though She Had Her Father's Unfortunate Habit Of Eating Nothing But Pizza And Ice Cream All The Time. This Was Because The So-Called Dragolicorn Had A Literal Black Hole For Her Metabolism. Opening Her Mouth Could Potentially Cause The Solar System To Collapse So Her Parents Had to Put a Bedazzled Muzzle On Her Snout When She Went Outside.

And Because Neither Parent Had Any Sense Of How To Properly Name A Child, She Was Called Wikked Speshelle.

So One Day Wikked Decided She Would Show That She Could Take Over Her Mother's Duty of Raising The Sun. So She Asked Her Mother, Who Said No. Then She Asked Her Father, Who Said "GO KNOCK YOURSELF OUT". So Wikked Tried To Raise The Sun, But The Sun Refused To Cooperate. So Wikked Took Out Her Sparkly Guns And Shot The Sun Dead.

NEEDLESS TO SAY Her Parents Were HIGHLY DISAPPOINTED. And Her Awesome Aunt Luna Had No Way To Stop The Tides From Flooding Everything Without The Sun To Help Anchor The Moon. So After Grounding Their Spawn With NO DESSERT, They Charged Wikked With Finding A Place To Bring Another Sun In To Replace The One She Had Killed.

And So Wikked Went On Her Mission To Save The World.

Please R/R AND DO NOT FLAME US. The Next Chapter Shall Come When We Have Time. Also, We Have Made Art As A Fan (http://i58.tinypic.com/m9buop.png) Of Our Creation. If You Steal YOU WILL BE PUNISHED.

(Anonymous) 2014-07-19 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
DISCORD

RETURN THAT ART TO US THIS INSTANT

(Anonymous) 2014-07-19 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
WE HAVE TIMESTAMPS TO PROVE YOUR LIE DISCORD

THIS THEFT WILL BE PUNISHED