TEST DRIVE MEME

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TEST DRIVE MEME

♥ Comment in with your characters's name, canon, and universe. Or, comment to others who have posted. ♥ Your characters are now in Equestria. They are also ponies, or creatures of Equestria at the very least. ♥ For those who desire to design themselves a pony for reference, here is a FiM Pony Creator to help out. ♥ The scenario can be anything you want, so long as it takes place in Equestria. ♥ Come on in, characters already in the game! Let's help out potential newcomers! ♥ These test threads can be used for application samples. Commentspam or prose is fine. ♥ DANCE TWILIGHT DANCE

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Roman Torchwick | RWBY

[clockworktorch]

[...Well this certainly is new, isn't it? It isn't new in a good way by any means, and is- in fact- a quite terrible sort of new that's a little hard to wrap your head around, particularly when you've woken up in a technicolor world full of ponies.

Now, see, this wouldn't be so much of a problem if it were just...the ponies themselves. Sure, there are other animals, but it's predominantly pony. He's used to mingling with the freaks of nature to get things done, as repulsive as that tends to be. It's an entirely new thing when you, in fact, are suddenly a freak of nature yourself. And not just any freak. When Roman woke, he stood head and shoulders over the rest of the ponies, a rather large thing with spindly legs.

He was NOT a pony.

Be it far from Roman Torchwick to make a scene, as he ever so carefully straightens himself and begins to walk, keeping his large, narrow head held high over the others, trying to look like he's been here all his life and he isn't actually screaming bloody murder on the inside. As soon as he finds his voice, he plans to stalk right up to...whoever runs this place and demand answers.

Unfortunately for him, it doesn't take long at all for the phony visage to be shattered when an apple dropping from a cart nearby startles him, and before he can control it his body bucks and abruptly kicks the stupid thing, sending it crashing back into the building it was next to. The apples inside tumble out and all over the street, rolling around Roman's legs like pool balls.

...so much for not making a scene.]

Cynthia | Fire Emblem Awakening

[pega_pony_princess]

Okay, Cynthia, time to take stock! Item one: you are surrounded by ponies that have apparently mastered the art of building despite not having thumbs. Okay, that's...kind of weird - do they, like...headbutt the nails into place?

...never mind, that's actually totally awesome, no further inquiry needs to be made.

Item two: you, yourself, are now a pegasus. Obviously, this makes you both the greatest Pegasus Knight to ever live, and a literal Pega-Pony-Princess.

Conclusion: this is actually pretty sweet! Now that that's all settled, it's time to get something to eat, since you're feeling rumbly in the tummy region. TIME TO ACCOST RANDOM PASSERBY

"Excuse me, citizen! Can you tell me where to buy some pie?"

[kingofthetvworld]

[Another day, another apple cart getting smacked into a building. As the apples roll around everyone's hooves and, erm, paws, Teddie - who just so happened to be nearby - awaits for the scolding that's soon to come. He even flinches, holding the pose long enough until it finally dawns on him that he wasn't the one who caused this mess. Slowly opening his eyes, he's not really sure what he's really feeling right now. What do you mean he's not in trouble?! Is this...is this relief?

Jealousy?

...No, it's relief.

About ready to carry on with his usual bear business and write this off as "not his problem", he finally catches a glimpse of the culprit and proceeds to gasp, loudly, and point a paw at the rather large donkey.]

HEY!! I know who you are!!

[Considering that, no, he doesn't, this ought to be good.]

[clockworktorch]

[Roman had half a mind to just walk away and try to pretend that he was not at all the cause of this mess, but before he could move there was suddenly a little bear pointing at him and yelling out for all to hear.

Of course. Sure, why not?

He snorts, his ears falling back as he stands up a bit straighter, his posture stiff as the majority of the apples finally roll to a stop.]

What?

[kingofthetvworld]

[Oh gosh, he got his attention, fantastic. Teddie blushes as his paws squeeze his cheeks, he's completely starstruck right now. He saw this guy in a movie once, a movie that spoke to him on a deep level. To see him here, in the flesh, smacking apples like he owns the place...

Teddie fights off the urge to swoon.]

I can't bearlieve it, it really is you!

You're Pinocchio!!

Weiss Schnee | RWBY

[dust_heiress]

[What just happened? What just happened! One minute she's falling asleep after a long day of fighting Grimm and being questioned by Professor Oobleck. Next thing she knwos is that she's in some colorful place and she's now a unicorn. A unicorn

How was this even possible. Was she dreaming? Did the White Fang have a guy with some weird Semblance that could do this? Was she just losing her mind cause Yang kept talking and made her unable to sleep?! She didn't understand what in Remnant was happening!

She looked at herself and where she was, clearly trying not to freak out. THen she took a deep breath. Okay, she had to be calm. She had to get to the bottom of this. She had to figure out exactly what was happening, see if her teammates were around, and then get out of whatever this was. So she began walking, searching for anyone who could give her answers.

She could handle this.]

Mystery | Mystery Skulls Animated - Ghost

[mysterysnack]

[There's a dog with some sweet red and black highlights and cool yellow shades currently enjoying himself near the Night Market, occasionally walking into an alleyway and sniffing around. Normally, this wouldn't be anything particularly interesting, except for when he eventually looks like he's lost and... asks himself a question. Out loud.]

Man... this is the weirdest food coma dream I've ever had. Most colorful, too.

[That's not... how dogs usually work, right? Well, maybe you can help him not be so lost.]

[clockworktorch]

[Roman opens his mouth, his ears perking forward as if he's preparing to say something profound. You better listen carefully, Teddie.]

...no.

[His gaze narrows and his tail flicks on its own accord, and with a whole lot of other animals glaring daggers his way, he attempts to step off the road and leave the scene, making a point to crush one of the apples beneath his hoof as he goes.]

[kingofthetvworld]

[You could almost hear the record scratch by the way his expression changes so fast. No? What did he mean no?! It's not like donkeys are actual animals, right? He has to be from the movie, he just has to.

Then Teddie recalls how constantly bothered famous people were, the paparazzi and whatnot. It only made sense that Pinocchio would outright deny such earth-shattering news.]

Ooooooohhhh, riiiiiiiight.

[Teddie gives a wink to signal he's totally in on their little secret. Not that it makes much of a difference, looks like someone's already leaving.]

HEY hey hey! Wait for meee!!

[Dropping onto all fours, he follows. Because that's a really smart thing to do.]

[clockworktorch]

[Roman manages to get off of the street before he notices Teddie coming up on him fast. He stops short, his hat nearly tipping over his eyes as he extends a hind leg to block the bear's progress, hoping that will hold him at a respectful distance.]

Hey hey hey! What's with you, kid?

[He grimaces like only a donkey can, lowering his head so he's at eye-level with Teddie.]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Such a sour attitude, no wonder why they tell you to never meet your heroes.

Wait, no, that might be too harsh. How else should anyone act after getting swallowed by a whale? Teddie has to learn how to be understanding. That's it.]

Well for starters, I am a man.

[Thanks.]

And you can't just walk around like this all by your lonesome!

[clockworktorch]

Oh, don't worry, I won't be for very long.

[He retorted quickly, leaning back up with his ears slowly swiveling back. No, he was still on a mission to find-

....and in that moment, an idea strikes, and his posture suddenly becomes a lot less agressive.]

Say, kid. You wouldn't happen to know, ahh...the mayor or whoever runs this town, would you?

[kingofthetvworld]

[Okay, he didn't get eaten by two whales. There's only so much tolerance a bear can hold.]

I miiiiiight, but I guess I just forgot.

'Cause abearently I'm just a BIG DUMB KID!!

[POUT]

[clockworktorch]

[...Abearently?]

Yeah, you don't need me saying it twice.

[He smirks slightly, pawing one hoof at the ground impatiently.]

I need to talk to the one in charge, okay? Now come on, where are they?

[kingofthetvworld]

[He crosses his arms.]

First you gotta say I'm a man.

[Go ahead. Do it.]

[bigsoftie]

[Perhaps when one is far too used to your own nature, you do not think someone else could have outbursts. It must be why he can scarcely think that another animal could throw a tantrum. But when he walks outside, the diamond dog flinches before the apple cart even hits the side of the building. He stares at the damage done, assessing what to do.

He shouldn't flip out, no he doesn't want that. That would be the worst idea ever. No he approaches the donkey, staring at him like a grumpy dad.]

Why did you do that?

[clockworktorch]

[Roman raises a brow, his ears perking forward.]

You're pretty furry for a man.

[kingofthetvworld]

Pinocchio just called me pretty...

[His paws find themselves on his cheeks again.]

[clockworktorch]

[Roman turns his head irritably, letting out a loud, long sigh.]

Oh, you know. Just wanted to see how far I could make it fly.

[clockworktorch]

I am not Pinocchio! What is wrong with you?

[bigsoftie]

...I have a feeling you do not mean that.

[Good call, Leatherhead.]

[kingofthetvworld]

I'm soooorry!! I know you're just trying to be all secretive, but this is SUCH a big deal for me, okay?! When you became a real boy? I cried for hours!! HOURS!!

I dunno how the heck you got all donkey, but I promise I'll do my best to fix it. Just...stop being so angry! That's probearly how it happened in the first place!

[That and smoking. Smoking makes donkeys.]

Bill Cipher | Gravity Falls

[abnormalsoon]

A

[You're just enjoying a glass of water. Or of wholesome milk. Or maybe you're having a bowl of soup. Either way, the next time you look at it instead of taking a drink or eating out of it, you notice there's...something in it. It's a weird, goldenish-yellow insect-pony, and it's just kind of chilling out in your liquid of choice, arms propped behind its head, eyes closed.]

Whoo! Now this is living! Y'know, I gotta hand it to ya-

[The Breezie opens its eyes to look at you...or, more accurately, it's eye.]

You people with your skin and your bones and all have it made! I mean, sure, you die like gnats and you're about as smart, but there's no sensation like physical sensation!

[Don't mind him as the Breezie just starts swimming circles around your cup or bowl.]

[B]

[The dream you're having is probably a good one. In fact, maybe it's wonderful, and you don't really want it to end. The only thing disarming about it, maybe attesting to the fact that it is a dream, are the weird...signs, you guess, that you see sometimes. An eye, carved into objects or in paintings. An eye, just here and there.

But no matter. It's weird, but not enough to ruin the moment of the dream.

Until the dream stops. Not ends...just stops, time stopping with it. And one of the little eye signs glows, and quickly from it comes a happy little pyramid man. He whistles a little at you.]

First off, congratulations on having such sweet digs! I just thought I should tell you, I liked it so much that I thought I'd root around it for a little bit. Y'know, nice as it is, I think you could clean it up a little better. Here. Look what I found!

[And then he makes a motion as if he's throwing something towards you. Like you're meant to see something, but-

But then you're too busy being assailed by something horrible. A fear, or terrible memory, that you had tried to lock away. And perhaps you had, but not well enough Bill couldn't find it. He thinks you should have it back for a bit, because maybe you just lost it, of course.

You're welcome.]

A

[kuukai]

[ Kyouko spits out her cider, right into the insect pony's face. Then she drops the glass. Then she backs away from the table. ]

What the heck are you?! [ Taking this well, redbear is. ]

B

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[First off, Trixie sees these eyes. The next thing she knows, some weird triangle thing flings some bad memories at her. Her time with The Alicorn Amulet and doing all those horrible thing starts to come to mind.

And then the next thing... a strange owlman person rushes in from seemingly nowhere and absorbs the bad moment. And now Andras looks royally pissed off and crackling with electricity while Trixie looks on, confused yet demanding.]

Andras...? What...

...You there... Triangle thing! Trixie demands to know what your purpose here is.