TEST DRIVE MEME

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TEST DRIVE MEME

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[kingofthetvworld]

[Oh gosh, he got his attention, fantastic. Teddie blushes as his paws squeeze his cheeks, he's completely starstruck right now. He saw this guy in a movie once, a movie that spoke to him on a deep level. To see him here, in the flesh, smacking apples like he owns the place...

Teddie fights off the urge to swoon.]

I can't bearlieve it, it really is you!

You're Pinocchio!!

[clockworktorch]

[Roman opens his mouth, his ears perking forward as if he's preparing to say something profound. You better listen carefully, Teddie.]

...no.

[His gaze narrows and his tail flicks on its own accord, and with a whole lot of other animals glaring daggers his way, he attempts to step off the road and leave the scene, making a point to crush one of the apples beneath his hoof as he goes.]

[kingofthetvworld]

[You could almost hear the record scratch by the way his expression changes so fast. No? What did he mean no?! It's not like donkeys are actual animals, right? He has to be from the movie, he just has to.

Then Teddie recalls how constantly bothered famous people were, the paparazzi and whatnot. It only made sense that Pinocchio would outright deny such earth-shattering news.]

Ooooooohhhh, riiiiiiiight.

[Teddie gives a wink to signal he's totally in on their little secret. Not that it makes much of a difference, looks like someone's already leaving.]

HEY hey hey! Wait for meee!!

[Dropping onto all fours, he follows. Because that's a really smart thing to do.]

[clockworktorch]

[Roman manages to get off of the street before he notices Teddie coming up on him fast. He stops short, his hat nearly tipping over his eyes as he extends a hind leg to block the bear's progress, hoping that will hold him at a respectful distance.]

Hey hey hey! What's with you, kid?

[He grimaces like only a donkey can, lowering his head so he's at eye-level with Teddie.]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Such a sour attitude, no wonder why they tell you to never meet your heroes.

Wait, no, that might be too harsh. How else should anyone act after getting swallowed by a whale? Teddie has to learn how to be understanding. That's it.]

Well for starters, I am a man.

[Thanks.]

And you can't just walk around like this all by your lonesome!

[clockworktorch]

Oh, don't worry, I won't be for very long.

[He retorted quickly, leaning back up with his ears slowly swiveling back. No, he was still on a mission to find-

....and in that moment, an idea strikes, and his posture suddenly becomes a lot less agressive.]

Say, kid. You wouldn't happen to know, ahh...the mayor or whoever runs this town, would you?

[kingofthetvworld]

[Okay, he didn't get eaten by two whales. There's only so much tolerance a bear can hold.]

I miiiiiight, but I guess I just forgot.

'Cause abearently I'm just a BIG DUMB KID!!

[POUT]

[clockworktorch]

[...Abearently?]

Yeah, you don't need me saying it twice.

[He smirks slightly, pawing one hoof at the ground impatiently.]

I need to talk to the one in charge, okay? Now come on, where are they?

[kingofthetvworld]

[He crosses his arms.]

First you gotta say I'm a man.

[Go ahead. Do it.]

[clockworktorch]

[Roman raises a brow, his ears perking forward.]

You're pretty furry for a man.

[kingofthetvworld]

Pinocchio just called me pretty...

[His paws find themselves on his cheeks again.]

[clockworktorch]

I am not Pinocchio! What is wrong with you?

[kingofthetvworld]

I'm soooorry!! I know you're just trying to be all secretive, but this is SUCH a big deal for me, okay?! When you became a real boy? I cried for hours!! HOURS!!

I dunno how the heck you got all donkey, but I promise I'll do my best to fix it. Just...stop being so angry! That's probearly how it happened in the first place!

[That and smoking. Smoking makes donkeys.]

[clockworktorch]

[The urge he has to press his hand to his face is strong, at least until he remembers he no longer has hands. That's such a bummer, isn't it?]

If you want to help me- at all- then just tell me where the town hall is or something!