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TEST DRIVE MEME

TEST DRIVE MEME

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Don't be anthrocentric, I never said it was YOUR future. This is Pony Future!

[Still chroming things]

...right, of course. Pony future.

[He shrugs. Okay, he'll roll with it.]

I'm still not clear on why I'm suddenly part of pony future.

Well, you know ponies are just SO welcoming and inclusive! You'll be RIGHT at home here!

[Discord lands and lifts Doc into a hug. A tight, disturbingly constrictor-like hug.] Bring it in, buddy, bring it in~

Gah! Unhand me! Or...unhoof, I suppose!

[Flailing here. You are not allowed to hug the Doc unchallenged unless your name is Marty.]

Thank you for the exceptionally exuberant welcome, but I should probably be going. Places to see...books to read...

[He's a little spooked.]

Talon and paw, respectively, but it CAN get confusing. I also have a hoof and a claw, see?

[Discord detaches his lower limbs to show Doc, then drops him to the ground to pop them back on.]

Are you a sciiiiiiiientist?

[Well, all right then. He catches himself with those lanky legs and squints up.]

Why yes, yes I am. Dr. Emmett Brown. Pleasure to meet you, Mr...?

DIScord, lord of chaos~

So you AREN'T the fabulous-haired scientist of whom I hear? [Discord leans down as if confiding a secret.] They say he has the best hair ever.

Scientifically.

I never said I wasn't!

[And with just a hint of magic, his wild hair flares out dramatically. Even more so than usual.]

Though I can't imagine why my hair would be that signficiant in the face of the science...

Are you dating Cecil Palmer? The radio fellow? Because I'm quite certain the name wasn't Emmett...oh, but I could be wrong. He mentioned a Edmund once? Ezekiel? Edgar?

I'm QUITE certain there was an E, at least.

No. I'm happily married to Clara Clayton, thank you.

But as I said, hair's the least of my worries. I'd much rather concern myself with returning home. And to my former body, of course.

Eddie? Errol? Eliezer? Hm. Your wife has a very alliterative name, but not a single E.

And you're not going home anytime soon either. You may as well get used to it.