SPECIES SWAP MEME

[kingofthetvworld]

THE SPECIES SWAP MEME

Waking up as a pony is one thing, but Equestria is a weird place. I mean, remember that Pokemon event? Weird, right? Same idea, only less Nintendo involved. Your character has woken up as something else!

How to play:
✩Post with your character, they're now a different species than they normally are around these parts. Remember to include what they are in your comment!

✩Reply to others for shenanigans! Replying characters don't have to be changed if you don't want them to be, magic is weird like that.

✩Remember to stick to things found in Equestria!

✩I love you

Comments

[kingofthetvworld]

Woah...maybe you should, you make me sound a whole lot cooler...

[Wait, no, hold on. He recognizes that angry voice.

It's then that he comes up with the GREATEST joke ever.]

Y-You went from Pokey to Porky!

[GENIUS.]

[ceasetoexist]

That's stupid. Don't call me that.

[Man. Why the hell does that nickname keep following him? Screw that noise.]

Yeah well I usually can't call you that because you'd probably just go and cuddle with campers instead of eating them. Calling you Fluffball Eatsalot or Nerdlinger Q. Dweeb describes you better.

[kingofthetvworld]

It's true, I would.

[He nods to himself, imagining the scenario. There would definitely be cuddling involved, especially if said campers were cute girls...]

And I do eat a lot.

...Although not as much as say a...

...pig.

[Oh man, he's on a roll.]

[ceasetoexist]

[You know what Teddie? You know what? He doesn't have to take this anymore.

Pokey just stands there for a moment, seething, before turning around. He's not going to just stand here and let Teddie of all people get zinger after zinger off on him. Stomping his little cloven hooves against the dirt he starts tromping off.

Dumb bear.

Even Pokey would have admitted that was a good one if he hadn't been the pig.]

[kingofthetvworld]

No wait, come back! Don't be so dis-grunt-led!

[Oh man, it's just to easy and Teddie fights everything within himself not to laugh.]

You're really cute, c'mon! I make bear jokes all the time, it's okay to laugh at yourself!

[ceasetoexist]

Well yeah, but that's because you're a moron. There's plenty to laugh at there.

[The snottiness in his voice is unbearable. Somehow being a pig makes it even more obnoxious sounding.]

Name one thing that's funny about me, aside from this. Name one.

[kingofthetvworld]

Oh that's easy, your name's Pokey.

That's not a name.

[It's an adjective, not that Teddie would know what that is.]

[ceasetoexist]

Uh, yes it is? If it wasn't a name I wouldn't have it.

[God. He hates arguing about his name. He knows it's stupid, and it's one more thing to hate his parents over.]

Better than your name. My name may be dumb but at least it's not a stupid pun.

[kingofthetvworld]

HEY!

[His name is a gift to all.]

I was really proud when I came up with my name, I didn't think so good back then, thank you bear-y much.

[ceasetoexist]

Oh you came up with your own name? It shows! Only you would choose such a stupid name instead of having it foisted on you!

You should've gone all out and named yourself Paddington or something instead of the must uncreative, simplest one! But I guess you 'didn't think so good back then' which is pretty bad cause you don't think so good now!

[Pokey has no clue why he's getting so upset, he just is. Being upset is kind of his standard place in life.]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Teddie doesn't growl 'for real' very often, he usually prefers an audible, cartoonish "grrr" if he can help himself.

In this instance? He can't seem to help himself at all, there's an actual rumble in his chest as he proceeds to pull on his own ears out of frustration.]

S-Shut up, it's not the same!

[ceasetoexist]

[Good. That reaction? That's good. It means Pokey is winning. Teddie is just going to be a big stupid crybaby, because he can't even hope to think up an actual retort. Yeah. Yeah. Where's your Porky jokes now, jerkface?

He smirks, coldly, getting ready to lay in to Teddie some more. To just rip in to him. He'll show you for...

Stop.

He needs to stop.

Pokey just stands there, little piggy mouth open for a moment before snapping shut. No. He can't do that. He has to at least try not to. Teddie's just a moron and didn't mean anything by it. It wouldn't be fair to really go at him. It'd be too much like how he had been.

Besides Teddie's his friend it's not like this'll last anyway.]

Hey.

I'm sorry.

[And when he says that?

He actually means it.]

Your name is fine.