SPECIES SWAP MEME

[kingofthetvworld]

THE SPECIES SWAP MEME

Waking up as a pony is one thing, but Equestria is a weird place. I mean, remember that Pokemon event? Weird, right? Same idea, only less Nintendo involved. Your character has woken up as something else!

How to play:
✩Post with your character, they're now a different species than they normally are around these parts. Remember to include what they are in your comment!

✩Reply to others for shenanigans! Replying characters don't have to be changed if you don't want them to be, magic is weird like that.

✩Remember to stick to things found in Equestria!

✩I love you

Comments

[kuukai]

Grr. How 'bout this, then.

[ Okay, she's seen other dragons do this, there's a way to change her size, right?

She screws up her face and concentrates. For some time, she's just standing there, frozen. But finally, she shrinks down past the size of a pony until she's a bear-sized dragon, standing opposite Teddie. She glowers and crosses her arms. ] There. Now call him off.

[kingofthetvworld]

[Teddie opens his mouth.

Then closes it.

Then opens it again.

Holds up a claw.

Closes it.

This repeats for awhile until he finally manages to say]

That's a real good trick.

[kuukai]

... so's chewin' without any food. I guess.

[ No wait, it's stupid. She goes instinctively for her hoodie pocket, but she's not wearing it. Doesn't fit her huge dragon body. ]

Ya got somethin' ta eat?

[kingofthetvworld]

No, of course not! You bearnapped me up to this dumb mountain without any of my stuff! I'm completely snackless 'cause of you!

[You...whoever you are.]

Now if you don't mind, I'm gonna go.

[kuukai]

Uh-huh. Good luck.

[ C'mon, Teddie, what is it gonna take? She waits while he looks for a way off this rock. Which doesn't exist. ]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Haha, jokes on her. Kamui, still being there, crouches down on all fours and awaits for Teddie to climb on top of him. See you later, losers.

...Er, loser.]

I don't need luck, sista.

[kuukai]

Come on.

[ She leaps onto Kamui's back as well, teeth bared. ] Not lettin' ya leave 'til ya figger it out.

[kingofthetvworld]

[Wow, hey, no free rides.]

Figure what out? That you're a big fat jerk? 'Cause I think I already got that down.

[kuukai]

Says the bear! Geez.

My name, dumbbutt.

[kingofthetvworld]

There is NOTHING wrong with bears!

And dumbbutt is a terrible name! I'd feel sorry for you if you didn't hold me as your bear prisoner!

[kuukai]

Geez, Teds.

[ She plants a smooch on his lips to shut him up. And maybe to explain. (Or confuse things further.) After a moment, she pulls back. ] Ya get it now?

[kingofthetvworld]

[...A dragon just kissed him. Teddie's not sure how to feel, especially after just being kidnapped, but...no. Everything's coming together now, he should've seen it from the very start. Guilt fills his eyes, unsure how he should go about apologizing profusely.

So for now, he'll just bumble around and ask obvious questions.]

But...how...?

[kuukai]

[ Shrug. ] Pony, tongue monster, bear. Guess s'just th'next step.

... sorry fer not tellin' ya, I guess. [ She scratches the back of her head awkwardly. Well, that whole exchange could have gotten a lot worse. ]

[kingofthetvworld]

I'm gonna miss bear... [He glances off to the side, giving a wistful sigh before smiling back up at her.]

But that doesn't matter... I'm your Teddie no matter what the heck you are, even if it's scary.

[kuukai]

Hey, give it a day, maybe it'll switch back. [ She hangs back only a few more seconds before throwing her arms around him. Man, but she loves him a lot. ]