SPECIES SWAP MEME

[kingofthetvworld]

THE SPECIES SWAP MEME

Waking up as a pony is one thing, but Equestria is a weird place. I mean, remember that Pokemon event? Weird, right? Same idea, only less Nintendo involved. Your character has woken up as something else!

How to play:
✩Post with your character, they're now a different species than they normally are around these parts. Remember to include what they are in your comment!

✩Reply to others for shenanigans! Replying characters don't have to be changed if you don't want them to be, magic is weird like that.

✩Remember to stick to things found in Equestria!

✩I love you

Comments

[kuukai]

Got shrunk.

{ She sounds like she's on helium. Then the wind from Jappleack's fall hits her and she goes tumbling. ] Ahh!!

[caneattheseapples]

[Okay. Jappleack can't help it, but she laughs her ass off at that. Seeing Kyouko just get blown back by her? Too funny. Too damn funny. Still, once she's done laughing at it she does show she's still worried by asking.]

Hey, you okay?

[And, still snickering.]

I can still talk, right? Or is my voice just too badass for you and I gotta bring it to a whisper?

[kuukai]

Shut. Up.

{ So that should be answer enough. It takes her several seconds to right herself, and fly in a general Jappleack-wardly direction. She alights on the orange pony's belly and stares down at her. ] Yer not doin' too hot yerself, huh?

[caneattheseapples]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Hear that? Yeah, she's just bellowing up into the sky as much as she can, hoping it doesn't actually hurt Kyouko but you know what? You shut up Kyouko. Don't tell her what to do.]

Yeah? You wanna see some flying? Oh, I'll show your little ass some flying.

[kuukai]

[ Kyouko's ready this time, jumping back from Jappleack's bellowing to keep clear of the wind. And her apple-smelling breath. ]

Well, get to it! 'm waitin'. [ It took her some time to get used to her new limbs, as a pegasus. No way does Jappleack master it in a few minutes ... right? ]

[caneattheseapples]

[What, you don't like the smell of apple breath? Man, Kyouko, JA's opinion of you would hit a heartbreaking bottom for her if she knew that. For shame.

Jappleack stands up, brushing herself off a bit as her wings flutter.]

You wanna see flying? Shit. You watch this. I'll show your ass something about flying.

[She tenses for a moment before bolting forward, hooves kicking up dirt as her wings flutter frantically, trying to figure out how to lift her body off the ground.

It's jerky at first, but her body starts to lift a little bit. And then more. And more. Soon she's...not soaring, but definitely airborne, and she gives an obnoxious laugh of victory as she remains just a bit above the ground.

And then her dumb ass falters, smacking into the ground like a big dumb orange rock.]

[kuukai]

[ Kyouko watches from the ground at first, but due to her reduced size, she loses track of her and starts following her up as she rises. And that's how she ends up directly under Jappleack when she falls.

In retrospect, not a great move. Kyouko is essentially flattened between Jappleack's bulk and the incredibly unyielding ground. ]

[caneattheseapples]

[Japple just keeps on bouncing for a moment before just about swallowing dirt. She spits some up, shaking her head.]

And that's how it's done.

[She trots over to Kyouko once she clears her head.]

Hey. You okay in there? Or should I be getting some pins to put you under some glass with?

[She's joking. Please. Please don't actually be hurt.]

[kuukai]

Ugh... [ Her voice is muffled, pressed into the dirt. ] ... watch where yer goin'.

[ She's too flat to move, either. She tries wiggling a wing, and it barely registers. ] Dammit.

[caneattheseapples]

Uh, I did? Maybe you should learn to get out the way. Bitches get flattened or the rule the road...skies. Whatever. That's just the lesson here.

[Still, she picks Kyouko up. Gently. She should make sure she can try and get her to a safe place at least.]

Shit. You really got some major squishing going on here, huh?

[kuukai]

Ngh. [ Tiny, sounding like helium, and flat. Could today get any worse?

(Probably.) ]

Yeah. Dammit! Dunno how ta fix this... [ She's totally helpless, flapping in the breeze as Jappleack holds her. ]

[caneattheseapples]

Heh. Me either.

[She just smiles a little bit before moving Kyouko to make sure she feels comfortable.]

Here. Tell me if you feel okay. We should probably get you to Fluttershy. She knows all about animals and shit. She'll know how to help you.

Have to admit: I looked pretty badass there for a moment.

[C'mon. Share a laugh with her.]

[kuukai]

Ya floated a bit. Then squished me with yer flank.

[ She's a little peeved at that. Also, this just feels weird. ]

Doesn' hurt, 'm just flat. Thanks. [ So obviously it hasn't affected her mood. ]

[caneattheseapples]

Well excuse me for trying to learn, damn. I didn't ask for these freaky ass things.

Sorry.

....Maybe we can just get like a bike pump, have you good as new.

[kuukai]

Yer fine. [ She regrets getting mad at Jappleack. ] Ya were just tryin'. ... good job for a first time. I guess.

[ She sighs, flapping herself in the breeze even more just with that small gesture. ] I dunno. Ya think tha's safe?

[caneattheseapples]

Ho-ho-holy shit no. We ain't doing that.

Like I said, getting you to Fluttershy is where we're headed. She probably knows what to do.

Getting crushed didn't shut you up. So I'm guessing you're fine. But tell me if it starts hurting, alright.

[She'll just be putting you on her back for now so she can more easily carry you. So she can move a little faster to get there, so you don't have to be this uncomfortable too much longer.]

[kuukai]

Doesn' hurt. Jus' feels weird, s'all.

[ She wonders if she'll fly off, draped on Jappleack's back like this. ] Mus' be th'physics of this place.