it's been exactly a year since we last did this /trivia

[appletastic]

 Oh no, mistletoe!

 

SHOOT. Who put that there?! Well, you’re caught - pucker up!

How to Play

1. Post your character and canon in the subject line
2. Next person who responds is the one you’re caught under the mistletoe with!
3. Go as awkward, sweet, or embarrassing as you like! (Quick cheek peck? Full French? Sure! But you have to kiss or the Nargles will get you!)
4. Comment, Tag, and catch others under the mistletoe. Have fun

Stolen from last year's post who stole from Animus who stole from Ruby City. 

Comments

Dumb Angry Orange Horse | PONY.MOV/Ask Jappleack

[caneattheseapples]

[crapfully]

[Oh crap. He's just gonna nod.]

You saw the same nothing that I didn't see.

[caneattheseapples]

Really?

Sure doesn't look like I'm seeing nothing.

[Pfft Shit. If you're going to act all embarrassed about this or something? Then she has to be a jerk about it.]

[crapfully]

[He coughs.]

Uh, lemme try that again. You saw nothing.

[He waves a hoof. Jedi mind tricks totally work, right? Right?]

[caneattheseapples]

Oh hey, you're right. I don't really see anything.

Except this.

[Here, let her just pull the mistletoe down and look at it a bit.]

Man. The hell do you think this is?

[crapfully]

...grass?

[He's learned from Homestar that being obtuse enough can protect you from anything.]

Seriously, though. Just walk away from it and it can't hurt you. Or make you do anything.

[caneattheseapples]

...Dude.

You realize the mistletoe can't make you do anything, right?

[crapfully]

...oh. So it's not that kind.

Sorry, 'mjust...used to having the worst possible luck when it comes to these things.

[Oh god. If his face wasn't naturally red it would be so red. Get yourself under control, Strong Bad.]

I don't want to be giving anybody no sub-par kisses. And the horse lips? That'd be sub-par from me.

[caneattheseapples]

...The hell is wrong with horse lips?

I mean shit. I can't tell if you even have lips. You're like a burn victim or something.

[crapfully]

It's not that there's anything wrong with 'em. I just...haven't personally mastered the art.

And after kissing a different way my whole life, that'd be...weird, y'know?

[Lie. He never kissed then either. Unless making out with a drawing counts.]

[caneattheseapples]

You ain't never going to master the art unless you practice. Better get used to horse lips dude, cause you're going to have them for a while.

[crapfully]

[His ears flatten against his head. Oh boy.]

...right. So I'll find a pillow, because no way am I inflicting that on you.

[caneattheseapples]

You never kissed anyone before, huh?

[crapfully]

...what? Of course I have! All the ladies all the times. Back home, I had 'em lined up for days.

[caneattheseapples]

Sorry dude. Lining a bunch of Barbie dolls up doesn't count as a line of chicks.

C'mon. You never kissed anyone. Admit it.

[crapfully]

No!

I mean. Look. Maybe I didn't see 'em much, 'cause there's only one girl in my town. And she kind of hates my guts and is dating my archnemesis.

But I could. I got all kinds of letters from ladies in love with me!

...and a dude. That was weird.

[kuukai]

[ Kyouko and JA are walking through town when they hear a pony whistle at them. Kyouko snaps her head around. ] What th-

[ She looks up. There's a sprig of mistletoe hanging from the arch under which they're standing. ] Uh. Buck.

[caneattheseapples]

Well ain't that a bitch.

[She doesn't sound annoyed or angry so much as just bemused. How much of this crap do they have hanging up around the town.

She looks from it to Kyouko. And shrugs.]

We could keep walking. Not like this shit means anything.

[kuukai]

Uh-huh. [ She shoots a glare at the random NPC pony. ] Or we could show that guy.

[ She's mostly riled up because that whistle sounded like a challenge. I'll bet you couldn't kiss that orange horse. ]

[caneattheseapples]

Shit, you serious?

[There's a bit of a laugh in her voice, though she does look at the guy a bit herself. Gotta admit. He looks like a kind of asshole, she's gotta admit.

She looks back to Kyouko. And shrugs.

Guess what? She's not even bothering with talking anymore, that dude's looks have set her off enough. She'll just be planting a small kiss on your lips K.]

[kuukai]

[ Kyouko kisses Jappleack back. It's... weird. Not in that it's bad, though. She's kissed a bear as a pony, but never a pony as a bear before.

And, hey, there are worse people she could be kissing. She breaks away, a little red in the face. Then continues walking with Jappleack. ]

So, uh... that happened.

[caneattheseapples]

[If Jappleack thinks it's weird, she sure isn't showing it. In fact, she stops to just laugh as they continue on, looking back at the pony who had 'demanded' the kiss in the first place.]

Hahahahahaha! Did you see the look on that choad's face? He's so pissed he totally thought he had us!

Oh. Uh. Yeah, it did.

[She smiles and shrugs.]

Wasn't that bad. You could use a little work.