Memeing in the new year

[downstairslife]

NEVER HAVE I EVER MEME




You probably know how this goes

Everyone's at a table that somehow can fit everyone in the game with (non-alcoholic for the kiddies) drinks

BUT

this time, there's a bit of a twist!

Never have I ever...

The classic- your character admits to something they haven't done, and other characters drink/put down a finger/high five them if they have done the thing your character hasn't. See how awful your friends truly are or realize you both haven't done anything fun NERDS

Don't judge me, but I've...

Instead of saying what they haven't done, your character blurts out a confession of something they have done. Other characters drink if they have done said thing and can too share in the shame. Commiserate together by seeing what awful people you are/see how awful you are in comparison to your friends!

Ask me anything!

FOR... however long your thread goes, your character is now compelled to tell the truth when asked a question, no exceptions. Whether or not this compulsive truth telling applies to the asker is up to you! 


There's no drinking rule on this one because they'll probably be trying to drink the pain away anyway.

Pick whichever ones you like!

HAVE FUN GET SMASHED\

Comments

Never have I ever kissed somebody that I later regretted.

[like_a_dragon]

Classic.

[chatwithdeath]

[... Well, fine. She's going to take a drink.]

Ask me anything

[shyformerassistant]

[cruel_kindness]

What's the closest you've gotten down and dirty with Kreutz?

Ask me anything

[chatwithdeath]

Ask anything!

[gigglesnortpriestess]

[like_a_dragon]

How many kids would you want?

Someday, I mean?

Don't judge me, but I've...

[ponymechanic]

I once tried to attack my best friend with a kitchen knife.

To be fair, I was under the effect of a virus that was making me act yandere, but still not exactly one of my best moments.

[chatwithdeath]

It could have been worse.

[Technically doesn't have to drink. She didn't her 'best friend' with a kitchen knife.]

Never have I ever lost my virginity.

[tsundere_catgirl]

Someone had to do it.

[chatwithdeath]

Yes, someone had to... just not me.

[Drinks.]

Don't judge me, but I've...

[like_a_dragon]

...destroyed furniture trying something awesome that I saw on TV.

[misplacedxsheath]

*Just. A quiet drink here. Don't judge him either.*

Never have I Ever Eaten A Fruit Other Than Apples

[caneattheseapples]

So sue me.

What are other fruits like, anyway?

[gigglesnortpriestess]

Oranges are pretty sweet. I wouldn't eat a lemon straight though.

Don't judge me but I've...

[ceasetoexist]

Tried to conquer the world.

...Either that or kissed another boy, but I was being mind controlled by flowers on that one.

[superstylishsquid]

*Drink.*

Oh yeah, humans have that thing now where they think being interested in the same sex is something to be ashamed of, don't they? Weird.

And does it count if you worked for a group that was trying to conquer the world, but didn't really care, yourself?

Never have I ever learned how to swim.

[keepcalmandflutteron]

You'll be surprised how rarely that comes up for butterflies!

[superstylishsquid]

*Drink.*

And you'd be surprised how often it comes up for lightning spirits.

Ask Me Anything!

[callmeyork]

Don't judge me, but I've...

[neighfeni]

Killed a ton o'folks.

...Ya'd be surprised how easy it gets after you've done it a few times...

[Not so much in the psychological sense, but very much the physical one.]

[terraburning]

Terra nods somberly.

"After...a while, you don't even...register the screams."

Never Have I Ever Hugged My Mother

[terraburning]

Yeah. Yeah.

[chatwithdeath]

[Seriously? She might actually end up drunk by the end of this... because she's drinking again.]

Why?

Don't judge me, but I've...

[mostcolorfulepithets]

...Been addicted to drugs once.

[caneattheseapples]

Uh. Not exactly the same as you but it...was kinda similar.

Never have I ever steered a conversation towards weirdness deliberately.

[pikapikapikarin]

Yep.

[nvcr]

[There is a man.

He is sitting at the table, but he is not drinking.]

Don't judge me, but I've called off a betrothal

[downstairslife]

Not even a month after he had to leave for battle he sent me a man's skull.

I loved him but only a little, but that gift of his doused what sparks we had.

[chatwithdeath]

... There were reasons. We'll leave it at that.

[Because she drinks.]

Nothing to do with a real skull though.

Ask Me Anything

[neighfeni]

...Within reason...

[tsundere_catgirl]

Hmm... it's a bit difficult to determine what you might consider within reason, given that there are several differences between our species. For example, if you were to ask me to be your mount, I might feel a bit offended given the history of our races, but if I were to ask the same of you... I have no idea how you might react, given that you have been turned into an animal that your species uses as a mount.

Ask me anything

[caneattheseapples]

C'mon. Try and throw something at me.

[cruel_kindness]

What's the 'Shy from your Equestria like?

Ask me Anything

[ceasetoexist]

Dunno why you'd want to, but whatever.

[controledfreak]

What is the one thing you don't want anybody to know about you?

Never have I ever kissed my sibling

[blamemysister]

It happened and tis was fun doing it! We were playing a game such as this!

[keepcalmandflutteron]

I'd rather not talk about it.

Ask me Anything

[controledfreak]

Never have I ever told someone I liked how I really felt

[topgun_textiles]

...Y-you keep that down though, you hear me?

[like_a_dragon]

[Manly slap on the shoulder. Yeah, she's totally good for one of those.]

[And a drink.]

Never have I ever...

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

...bought harm unto my parents.

[superstylishsquid]

*Gulp.*

They deserved it.

Don't judge me, but I've...

[pirateponyprincess]

Started more than one war.

[pikapikapikarin]

[Drinks]

I've incited hundreds of ship wars in the Precure fandom.

Ask us anything!

[shy_kindness]

Just, um. Please keep it... safe...? If you want to...

[tsundere_catgirl]

Have you ever used one of your animal friends as a fuzzy pillow?