Memeing in the new year

[downstairslife]

NEVER HAVE I EVER MEME




You probably know how this goes

Everyone's at a table that somehow can fit everyone in the game with (non-alcoholic for the kiddies) drinks

BUT

this time, there's a bit of a twist!

Never have I ever...

The classic- your character admits to something they haven't done, and other characters drink/put down a finger/high five them if they have done the thing your character hasn't. See how awful your friends truly are or realize you both haven't done anything fun NERDS

Don't judge me, but I've...

Instead of saying what they haven't done, your character blurts out a confession of something they have done. Other characters drink if they have done said thing and can too share in the shame. Commiserate together by seeing what awful people you are/see how awful you are in comparison to your friends!

Ask me anything!

FOR... however long your thread goes, your character is now compelled to tell the truth when asked a question, no exceptions. Whether or not this compulsive truth telling applies to the asker is up to you! 


There's no drinking rule on this one because they'll probably be trying to drink the pain away anyway.

Pick whichever ones you like!

HAVE FUN GET SMASHED\

Comments

[topgun_textiles]

...Seriously, dude? No.

[kingofthetvworld]

Hey now, this wouldn't be happening if you'd just tell me already! Besides, I got two more tries left. It made complete sense to just start off with the throw away guess.

Okay, okay, now let's see... You know, most of us are already here, I'm starting to wonder if you gave me a phony clue, Mr. Kanji-no-share. That just leaves Nao-chan and...Nana-chan's dad?!

[topgun_textiles]

Dojima's old enough to be my freakin' dad!! What're you saying?

[Yup, just dodging that second guess, whoosh, there it goes.]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Don't think Teddie didn't notice. ...For all the wrong reasons.]

Ah, so that's the guess you focus on. What are YOU trying to say, Kanji?! Are you trying to be Nana-chan's second daddy?!

[topgun_textiles]

NO! What the hell!?

It's freakin' Naoto...

[kingofthetvworld]

Oh, thank goodness! That makes a loooot more sense.

...You should totally tell her next time you see her.

[topgun_textiles]

[He went quiet. Easier said than done.]

...mph.

[kingofthetvworld]

[Somehow this surprises him.]

Ah, I see, you got the cold feet. Well, bearlieve it or not, Kanji, I actually know how you feel.

[topgun_textiles]

[Shit, he was right. The bear's got a date.]

...Wh-what'd you do? How'd you get over it?

[kingofthetvworld]

Well...it's not a real happy story. I waited waaaaay too long, especially by my standards, and one day she just - POOFED - vanished. It was terrible! Chie-chan was able to cheer me up, and I vowed that if I ever saw her again, I'd tell her instantly. And she did come back! And I kept my promise to myself and I DID tell her, even if she was a zombie or whatever at the time.

I know it's scary Kanji, but I was so happy when I told her. I think you should make a vow, too, so when you see Nao-chan again, it'll be real special.

[topgun_textiles]

...I'm happy for ya, Ted. Seriously.

[That was a declaration with a witness, yeah? He just had to swear that IN THE EVENT that Naoto does appear here, he'd tell her everything. He'd tell her the truth, and it'd explain why he acts to weird around her. But that's only IF she shows up. And she may never, which is something he has to keep to heart.]

I can't fall behind, then, not when everybody's makin' huge changes like that. So... I-I'm gonna do it. Straight up.

If Naoto shows up, sh-she's gonna get the facts. I won't run, I won't... chicken out...

[kingofthetvworld]

That's the spirit!

[It warms Teddie to know Kanji actually took his words to heart. Very rarely is he taken seriously.]

By time that happens, I betcha you'll wonder why you were even scared in the first place. I know I did. And then you'll be smooching up a storm in no time~

...Unless she comes here as something without a mouth.

[topgun_textiles]

[And now he looks horrified.]

What the hell's here that's got no mouth!?

[kingofthetvworld]

Erm, let's see here...I don't think bugs have mouths...

[No one said bears were good at biology.]

[topgun_textiles]

Most bugs do, Ted. Why would she be a bug, anyways?

[kingofthetvworld]

I dunno! I'm just saying it's a pawsibility! Why are some people kitty cats or giant doggies? It's completely random!

[topgun_textiles]

I was told it goes by personality! She ain't- she ain't buggy!

[kingofthetvworld]

I don't know about that, I'd say Nao-chan is totes a beautiful butterfly~

1/2

[topgun_textiles]

...Y-yeah-

2/2

[topgun_textiles]

Gnh-- h-hey! Can it! Y-you know what I mean, damn it!