Memeing in the new year

[downstairslife]

NEVER HAVE I EVER MEME




You probably know how this goes

Everyone's at a table that somehow can fit everyone in the game with (non-alcoholic for the kiddies) drinks

BUT

this time, there's a bit of a twist!

Never have I ever...

The classic- your character admits to something they haven't done, and other characters drink/put down a finger/high five them if they have done the thing your character hasn't. See how awful your friends truly are or realize you both haven't done anything fun NERDS

Don't judge me, but I've...

Instead of saying what they haven't done, your character blurts out a confession of something they have done. Other characters drink if they have done said thing and can too share in the shame. Commiserate together by seeing what awful people you are/see how awful you are in comparison to your friends!

Ask me anything!

FOR... however long your thread goes, your character is now compelled to tell the truth when asked a question, no exceptions. Whether or not this compulsive truth telling applies to the asker is up to you! 


There's no drinking rule on this one because they'll probably be trying to drink the pain away anyway.

Pick whichever ones you like!

HAVE FUN GET SMASHED\

Comments

[kingofthetvworld]

Oh, well you see, I am a bear. The king of the forest.

[tsundere_catgirl]

A bear... an ordinary bear?

[kingofthetvworld]

Bearhaps to the untrained eye! But I assure you, I'm the least ordinary bear out there, beloved by millions!

[tsundere_catgirl]

Yes, but your species is bear, correct? Not some form of strange hybrid, or what have you... did you have parents?

[kingofthetvworld]

I was a poor lonely boy, not a single parent to be found. It was a rough road, but I was able to survive.

[tsundere_catgirl]

I'm confused, were you a boy, or a bear?

[kingofthetvworld]

What's there to be confused about? Bears can be boys!

[tsundere_catgirl]

Bears are cubs, humans are boys.

[kingofthetvworld]

Hnnngh, this is starting to hurt my head! Why can't cubs be boys? It's not like I was a girl!

[tsundere_catgirl]

Goddess help me if talking to you isn't downright infuriating. We're derailing from the point here, which is that if you are a bear, this means that you have to have been born. Thus you do have a birthday, though you may not know what exactly that day is. Whether or not you have had a celebration of your day of birth is another matter entirely, but I believe it is safe to say you've had a birthday.

[kingofthetvworld]

[Despite everything, he can't help but be touched.]

I'd like to think that, but I guess it's just too hard for me to explain. Thanks for trying to help me.

[tsundere_catgirl]

[Lethe's just going to facepalm at that.]

Sometimes I wonder if I understand anypony in this place.