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Memeing in the new year

NEVER HAVE I EVER MEME

You probably know how this goes

Everyone's at a table that somehow can fit everyone in the game with (non-alcoholic for the kiddies) drinks

BUT

this time, there's a bit of a twist!

Never have I ever...

The classic- your character admits to something they haven't done, and other characters drink/put down a finger/high five them if they have done the thing your character hasn't. See how awful your friends truly are or realize you both haven't done anything fun ~~NERDS~~

Don't judge me, but I've...

Instead of saying what they haven't done, your character blurts out a confession of something they have done. Other characters drink if they have done said thing and can too share in the shame. Commiserate together by seeing what awful people you are/see how awful you are in comparison to your friends!

Ask me anything!

FOR... however long your thread goes, your character is now compelled to tell the truth when asked a question, no exceptions. Whether or not this compulsive truth telling applies to the asker is up to you!

There's no drinking rule on this one because they'll probably be trying to drink the pain away anyway.

Pick whichever ones you like!

HAVE FUN GET SMASHED\

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[Whoa, what's with that reaction?! She's just making it even more embarrassing!]

I-... I guess, but... well, it's not like I only like girls! I mean, there's just a couple I've...

[Now she's getting herself all flustered! Admittedly, she hasn't really talked about this much, so she doesn't have it all figured out, or anything. She's just figured out she likes some guys and some girls, so what's the big deal?]

Anyway... it's just different! Being friends, and... that.

[Now that she's calmed down a little, she catches up to everything Lethe's been saying. That... doesn't sound right...]

I always thought it was worth it, though... even if it doesn't work out, if you stop looking, you'll never find someone really special.

[Wise words, coming from a girl-turned-pony who looked no older than the pony equivalent of thirteen on a good day.]

[Don't mind Lethe, she's just a little medieval when it comes to same sex relationships.]

Yeah, so what? Sometimes you never do find someone really special, what's wrong with just being a woman devoted to your country?

[Yup... people have told Lethe she'd end up alone at least a hundred times.]

I'm not cut out for it anyways... I'm a stubborn old cougar who scratches anyone who rubs my fur the wrong way.

[Rise never seriously considered it until she got close to Sheryl Nome and a certain blonde version of Emperor Nero, either. But she's not upset about Lethe's reaction, just embarrassed.]

There's nothing wrong with it, I guess... but if you really did want to meet someone, you shouldn't give up.

[She quirks a brow curiously at that last part, though.]

Um, sorry if this sounds weird, but... were you always a cat?

Tch, I've found that when you try too hard to find something, you lose sight of what it is you were looking for. Let mister or missus right come to me for a change, and then maybe I'll think about it.

[Lethe licks her paw, before nodding at Rise's question.]

I suppose in many respects I'm one of the luckier draftees of this place. My species are a species of shapeshifters, so I also have a more humanoid form with cat ears and a tail, and then my combat form you see me in now. Ever since my arrival I've been trapped in this form, weakened to a state where I would be nearly just as powerful out of my combat form.

[Lethe chuckled an almost booming purr of a chuckle.]

Though somehow I suspect that my combat abilities aren't why you asked?

[Rise gives a small, almost nervous chuckle at the question.]

You just seem really used to it! You can usually tell a lot of the ponies and animals here used to be human.

[She's very observant about things like body language and speech patterns. Being trained as an actress and all. ... Of course, this also means she's picked up a lot of behaviors from other ponies a lot faster than most.]

It's probably true, too... that we shouldn't try too hard...

[Somehow all these questions are sobering Lethe up a bit more, and she couldn't help but feel a little impressed.]

Very perceptive, much of the time I don't see such powers of perception in humans. Laguz have more heightened senses than most species of beings, so we can pick out such details more easily. Though I suppose certain things are a bit more obvious, like ponies stumbling to hold something between their hooves that used to be hands.

[In Lethe's case she had expert control of her paws, and her tail, able to maneuver them with the decades of practice that she's had.]

... My name is Lethe by the way... just in case you had wanted to know.

Oh... I'm Rise! Nice to meet you!

[... And they probably have met in the game proper, if Lethe spends any amount of time with Nephenee and Cirno. Some days, Rise just drops by the commune to walk with Cirno to school in the morning.]

Oh I remember you now... you're the cute one that's always dropping by in the morning for the blue one...

[Lethe is antisocial enough that she mostly just sort of lurks in the shadows, watching, and not really paying attention to people's names, just giving them their own nicknames like 'cute one' or 'blue one']

[Wait, why is she the cute one? They're both cute! It's... kind of a nice compliment, though? In a way?]

Y-Yeah... we're in the same class at school.

Hm... I had no idea you were so young, or that the other one was that old. I suppose I'm terrible at telling the ages and maturity of non-Laguz.

[It just made it even harder when everyone was a pony on top of it.]

Huh? ... Yeah, we're the same age... we're in seventh grade.

[Well. Lethe technically wasn't wrong. Rise and Cirno look the same age as ponies, and they've generally acted like it. But Rise was actually noticeably older before coming here. So there could be subtle cues there that most others would miss. Maybe Lethe thought Rise was just a particularly small 16-year-old rather than 12 or 13 like the others in their class, to put it in human terms...]

Aren't you a little young to be worrying about boyfriends or girlfriends then? You haven't even reached full maturity and development yet. Even for a pony you're cute, so no doubt when you'll find somebody if you give it a bit more time.

[Lethe just sort of went back to clonking her face into the table.]

S-Some of the girls at school have boyfriends!

[Now she's getting all flustered. It's true they're a little on the young side, but she wasn't always this young, and it's only a few years until she catches up again assuming the whole age mixup doesn't get fixed at some point...]

... Anyway, I never said I was in a hurry!

[This was why Lethe called her the cute one. She was so blushy and emotional. Her cheerful or joyful emotions particularly stood out on her face like they lit up the room in a rosy glow... of course that could be a little over half a dozen shots talking.

Tch... they're probably just a little kitten smitten, but I digress. What are you looking for in a guy... or girl, anyways?

[Lethe please...]

Well... I don't know. I just want someone who likes me for me, and not who I'm supposed to be.

[And she thinks back on the guys (and girls) she's fallen for in the past.]

... Someone stronger than me. I don't mind if they're older or younger or whatever.

[But she technically does seem to have a thing for people older than her. It's not quite a pattern yet, but getting there.]

[Yup, Lethe definitely isn't sober enough for this.]

Huh... you're not coming onto me are you? Because, I'd probably make a terrible girlfriend despite fitting those qualifications.

[Lethe, staaahp. She probably didn't mean you-]

I don't know who you're supposed to be, so I like you simply because I've met you. I'm probably stronger than half the people in this place, but I have yet to put that to the test, and I'm probably quite a bit older than you, though you just said that's not a problem to you.

[Lethe holds up a swaying paw, to further explain.]

Now see, I'm also a completely anti-social grouch most of the time, so you'd probably have to drag me kicking and screaming wherever you wanted to take me. Then there's the fact that I have a tendency to get violent with idiots or those who look down on others. I'm probably a terrible drunk when I drink if this is any evidence. Half the time I can't even talk about this kind of mushy gushy stuff cause it's too embarrassing n'stuff, and I don't think cats and ponies have anything close to the same anatomy.

[Lethe... go home, you're drunk.]

Like if I tried kissing you? I might get thrown off by the horse teeth. Or if we tried to hug, I might get a hoof in my face.

[Lethe please. Rise's actually pretty shocked, to be honest. But the more she goes on, the more time she has to switch from flustered to amused. By the time Lethe is done, she actually giggles.]

Y-Yeah, I don't think cats and ponies are meant to be together! And I'm really not looking for anyone here right now...

[But still, she can't help but throw in a little tease.]

Maybe if we were both human, though! [Catgirls count.] I'd think about it~!

[Punctuated with a wink. Not likely to happen anytime soon, or ever, but why not? Lethe seems nice, and she could do with some confidence in love.]

[Lethe in her drunken state was trying to let the cute pony-girl-model-cutie down easy, but it seemed she was almost doing the same thing for Lethe. She just couldn't help but laugh when she realized it.]

Haha, ahhh... yeah that is probably never gonna happen, since I'm not human anyways, but thanks. At least we can be goofriends... goof ends? You know what I mean... probably.

[Lethe is just gonna lean over and give an affectionate shouldet nudge.]

Just... when and if you see me, say hi! I'm too drunk to remember how scaredy-cat I get with the talking.

[Lethe looks ready for a nap... or passing out on the floor, one of those]

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