Test Drive Meme!

[ponymeisters]

TEST DRIVE MEME

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[caneattheseapples]

It's the major country here. In this world. Apparently. Kind of more a...federation, where I'm from, but whatever.

Psh, yeah, about that horseshit...it depends. Some can say a lot of curses, some can say none. I got lucky, though it still won't let me drop the big one, which sucks like a pluckerhugger.

See that? I keep saying dumb crap instead of getting to drop what I want. It's the most annoying damn thing ever.

[hit_girl_mindy]

A federation? A pony federation.

I'm gonna lose my mind. No, forget it, that time is long past. Hell, I should have lost my mind, like, awhile ago. Pony palace. Pony island. Buck it, why stop there?

Yeah, I can believe that. I LIKE saying the words that come naturally. This is ridiculous.

Hey, why do you look different from me anyway? Your head's all big.

[caneattheseapples]

Well. Federation probably isn't the right word. More like we're a part of the southern US, but not the US it's...kind of a shit show to explain.

Oh that? Yeah, I'm kind of...well. Let me put it this way.

This is a nice Equestria. Most Equestrias are nice Equestrias.

Me. I'm not just from a shitty Equestria. I'm from Shitsville, Equestria....USA.

And things are kind of different in Shitsville.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Good then. I'm not looking to get into Hick country. Got enough problems as it is.

...

Um. So. There's, like, what, a Canadian Ponyville?

[caneattheseapples]

Naw. Canada is still Canada. Plenty of ponies from Canada though, and they are some annoying assholes.

[hit_girl_mindy]

[FML is pretty much the phrase for today. Just...that. All over].

So what makes your Equestria so different?

[caneattheseapples]

Well.

You're way, way less likely to find any of the chainsaw murder or necromancy in my Equestria here, for one. There are a lot of other things different.

But I'd probably put those as some of the big ones.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Huh. So you're Equestria is what, like a bad fanfic version of this place? Figures.

So you've been here awhile. What's THIS Equestria like?

[caneattheseapples]

My world is like the crappy fanfic version of this place. It's like what some stupid dumbshit thirteen year old would think was hardcore and awesome while he doodled in the trapper keeper he bought from Hot Topic.

Well. This is the second different Equestria I've been to. And...it's got a few problems. It bringing in people from everywhere is supposedly one of 'em, but I don't think it is. The shitty behavior of some of the assholes in Canterlot - big place for muckity mucks and crap - is a lot worse, you ask me.

There's also the horrible monster bringing and keeping everyone here. But?

I think we can fix that.

Other than that?

I think this place is good for those it's bringing here, whether they want to admit it or not.

[hit_girl_mindy]

[It was a lot to process. Monsters, mess ups, bringing in all the people from different worlds. That spelled trouble, and that was bound to bring her out the wood work.

Now, here, she could actually BE Hit Girl. That alone made this place worth being in, whatever that might mean].

Tell me more about the Canterlot people. That's one place to start.