Well, whatever's at fault for this big ol' mess here seems to think you'd be better off as a pony. Which is total bull, 'cause dragons are super rad. I mean, if I had the option when I came here, I totally would've been a dragon. Rustle up some treasure, snatch away a few fair maidens. Sounds like a blast.

[She props herself back on all four hooves and approaches Saft, offering a hoofshake.] Pleasure to make your acquaintance, Saft. Really diggin' the name, rolls off the tongue. Vinyl Scratch, at yer service.