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Test Drive Meme the Third!

TEST DRIVE MEME

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There's a new face at the clinic, someone who has offered many hours of medical experience. A rugged, insanely handsome and buff pony, kind of along the lines of Big Mac. There's nurses swooning at his abs. Betcha you didn't know ponies had abs of steel, did ya?

"Send in the next pony for their check up, will you nurse?" inquired Dr. Akira Date, newcomer to Ponyville, and already women were lining up to see the hunky new guy in town.

[As you approach the tent, a voice calls out.]

Woah, woah, woah! I can't just go around letting just any old person into my tent! You need to be one of my cousins! So... When I say "The pen is mightier", you say...

I say fuck you I can't go in this tent!

[Yeah. You bet Jappleack is now going to charge the entrance of the tent to try and enter.]

[A brown pegasus greets you just as Jappleack enters the tent. He's grinning, and his face is MERE MILLIMETERS away from hers.]

I didn't say you could enter... yet. Do you know what that is? Breaking and entering! To me, what you're doing right now is a little...

CRAAAAAAAAZY!

Now get out before I'm forced to call the guards. Got a business to run here, lady...

You know what I think about what you think? I think you can-

[JESUS CHRIST!]

[Okay. That was kind of weird. And freaky. But Jappleack's not going to let that bother her. She made it into this crazy asshole's tent and she doesn't intend to leave now.

Instead, she'll have a look around.]

Yeah? What is it you even do here? I mean are you some kinda crazy hobo that cuts others up and sells them as a stew, or what?

Scenario A:

While most newcomers might be freaked out at the idea of suddenly waking up in a new body on a drastically different world, this Earth pony seems to be taking the situation calmly, systematically walking up and down the streets of Ponyville to gain his bearings. He can be seen muttering to himself, as if lost in conversation, with the recipient of the dialogue being an unseen "Zach".

Scenario B:

York's decided to spend some time at The Decanter, likening it to the closest thing Ponyville has to a cafe. He's got a glass of cider on the table next to him, and a pack of POLICE brand cigarettes sitting forlornly in front of him.

"Question of the day, Zach... how am I supposed to smoke if I can't make fire...?"

((OOC: Yes, I know I copied the same one from the last meme. No, I don't care. No, his tail isn't actually a necktie, it's just styled like that. Prose or commentspam, however you like.))

Edited 2013-10-19 05:03 (UTC)

[Huh. This is interesting. All of the makings of a huckster's wares tent, with none of the attempts at credibility. Amazing.

Well, worth giving a shot. The obvious answer would probably be no good, so to think like a con man...]

Zach, do you have any ideas on how to finish this one? It can't be the old parable, so maybe... "And cheaper".

[Redd leans in just a little bit closer, blocking Jappleack's view from anything she wants to see.]

I only do business to members of my special family. You are not one of them. You are rude!

[The tent flaps seem to part all on their own, as if the tent itself is allowing him in. The first thing York would see upon entering is a brown pegasus face with it's eyes squinted close. The second thing, if he were to look beyond that, would be various paintings and exotic wares.]

Well, well, well! It seems you're trustworthy enough! Wellcome to ol' Crazy Redd's Crazy Wares, where the prices are so cheap, they're practically...

CRAAAAAAAAAZY!

But you're a face I haven't ever seen before! You see, we here at Crazy Red have a creed we stick by, and it's family!

[Crazy Redd sidles next to York and wraps an arm around him.]

But not just anyone is in ol' Crazy Redd's family of cousins! I'm willing to offer you the chance with a low, low one-time price of 10,000 bits!

[Unfazed. Totally unfazed through all of that, even as he's taking in the paintings and sculptures and whatnot.]

So you're Redd himself, huh? Pleasure to meet you, I suppose. FBI Special Agent Francis York Morgan. Please, call me York. It's what everyone calls me. [And as he says that, he fumbles around his chest for something, but can't quite seem to get into his suit.] ... I'll... get the badge later.

And you're right, I am new to the area... and as such, a little too broke to be able to afford anything at such a price. At least, not until I find a currency exchange around here.

**SCENARIO A**

[You know how in a certain FiM movie when a certain book-smartish pony arrives in the human world she started to freak out over having hands and genuinely well ; not being a pony? This is kinda like that only a once very human (or dragon) girl is now freaking out in the middle of Ponyville over how she's now walking around on four hooves, Having a white coat and being surrounded by more of these strange looking ponies. There's also a few mishaps where she happens to flap her way over to someone and crash into them out of panic.

That's right, she's a pegasus pony.]

So, sorry!

...Gah! Oh no...

I don't like this! What am I?!

**SCENARIO B**

[Pretty much the same thing, only there's a semi-smallish white dragon, say only as big as the other teen dragons in Equestria freaking out because well - she doesn't normally look like this, she has no idea where the hell she is and what's worse? She can't seem to transform back into her regular human form.]

Edited 2013-10-19 05:41 (UTC)

[FBI? Oh CRAP. Before York gets a chance to look at anything more, Redd goes to hastily push him out of the tent.]

Why, that's a wonderful idea! You go look for a nice currency exchange while ol' Crazy Redd here waits for you! Can't have you snooping around my business...

[That's the reaction he expected. He's pushing back, trying to stay in and take a look around.]

Relax, Redd, I'm not on duty here. Besides, I'm in Homicide and Investigation, not Financial. This sort of thing? Not my jurisdiction. Unless, you know, somebody was killed in here. Then you can expect a more official visit from me.

But really, I'm just curious about the local scene, so... can you blame me for wanting a better view?

You're the one who's rude, asshole! You set up a shop and then don't let anyone shop? That's no way to run a business.

[Yeah, she's still trying to get past Redd and see what he's selling. Fuck you weird pegasus, you're not stopping Jappleack.]

[Whatever Dan was expecting during his typical stroll DRAGONS WERE A BAJILLION TIMES BETTER THAN THAT ORIGINAL PLAN.]

[Uh, why are you looking at her like that?

Time for a nervous smile with an appropriate sheepish squee noise.]

[Oh god, this is the greatest moment of his stupid life.]

You're a dragon....

My products are not to be touched by thieves!

Help! Guards! Thief! Thief!

[Why, yes, he's yelling that into your face, Jappleack.]

And while every female pony in the area were lining up to see the new doctor, there was one who wasn't amused at the fact that the entrance was blocked. Not even the calls of 'Excuse me!' and 'Please move over!' did much to get anyone to move.

Except when an earth pony dressed in a doctor's coat decided to hop on their backs. It was smart but quick for her to get in the office. Weird horny ponies.

"Am I going to have to do that every time I come in for a shift?"

Needless to say, Sora Naegino is not very amused.

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