Test Drive Meme the Third!

[ponymeisters]

TEST DRIVE MEME

♥ Comment in with your characters's name, canon, and universe. Or, comment to others who have posted. ♥ Your characters are now in Equestria. They are also ponies, or creatures of Equestria at the very least. ♥ For those who desire to design themselves a pony for reference, here is a FiM Pony Creator to help out. ♥ The scenario can be anything you want, so long as it takes place in Equestria. ♥ Come on in, characters already in the game! Let's help out potential newcomers! ♥ These test threads can be used for application samples. Commentspam or prose is fine. ♥ Quick, jump for the apples, Apple Bloom!

Comments

[caneattheseapples]

[Okay. That was kind of weird. And freaky. But Jappleack's not going to let that bother her. She made it into this crazy asshole's tent and she doesn't intend to leave now.

Instead, she'll have a look around.]

Yeah? What is it you even do here? I mean are you some kinda crazy hobo that cuts others up and sells them as a stew, or what?

[cash_is_freedom]

[Redd leans in just a little bit closer, blocking Jappleack's view from anything she wants to see.]

I only do business to members of my special family. You are not one of them. You are rude!

[caneattheseapples]

You're the one who's rude, asshole! You set up a shop and then don't let anyone shop? That's no way to run a business.

[Yeah, she's still trying to get past Redd and see what he's selling. Fuck you weird pegasus, you're not stopping Jappleack.]

[cash_is_freedom]

My products are not to be touched by thieves!

Help! Guards! Thief! Thief!

[Why, yes, he's yelling that into your face, Jappleack.]