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[deadlydoctor]

Actually, no, I don't. I don't even know how I arrived here.

What sort of organic are you?

[oneeyedterror]

Neither do I, but I'm not frikking whinging about it.

[Good question, Whirl sort of... tries to give himself a once over, which results in him looking like he's chasing his tail. And noticing the weird ass mark on his flank, it looks like a broken watch.

Just ignore that big old frown on his face, Knock Out.]

A pony, I think?

[deadlydoctor]

Your real body is just as ugly then? That's the only reason I can think to not feel frustrated with all this.

As far as I know, ponies are horses and those doesn't have wings. [The cat smirks.] Maybe you are a mutant ponie.

[oneeyedterror]

Oh ha ha, you're a frikking laugh riot. Like empurata. [Or Whirl just doesn't see a reason to flip out about it.

At least not in public.]

Well been a frikking flier normally, maybe it's just a reflection of that. A scrapping horrible one.

[FLAPPY WINGS ARE AWFUL, give him rotors like any good flier should.]

[deadlydoctor]

What did you call me? [Speak in proper Cybertronian, you.]

You were a seeker? [If cats could sneer he would be doing that right now.] Now I understand a lot of things.

[oneeyedterror]

I didn't call you anything, I compared you're humor to slagging empurata. [He is speaking properly, you need to use your cat hears to hear better.]

... [Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, at being called a seeker before coming over and... STOMP, as close to the cat as he can and leaning down and glaring at Knock Out.]

Don't ever frikking lump me in with those scrapheaps, I can fly circles around them.

[deadlydoctor]

What is empurata? I've never heard of it. [He's trying to decide if he has to be offended by that.

Knock Out startles, his fur goes up again and he hisses loudly.] Do that again and you will lose your optics!

[Thank for bringing your face close to his paws, Whirl. He doesn't waste a minute trying to scratch the pegasus's face with his claws.]

You sure sound like them.

[oneeyedterror]

[Backing the frag up, and grinning like a nutbar.]

Losing one would be almost like having things be normal then, little guy. And you're from Cybertron but don't know what empurata is?

[He's kinda doubting your claims, Knock Cat. And completely dropping the seeker line of conversation because... HE IS A BEAUTIFUL HELICOPTER INSTEAD OF A FUGLY JET.]

[deadlydoctor]

Oh then allow me to give you some sense of normalcy, it would be a pleasure.

I don't know what Cybertron are you from but I can assure you that whatever that thing is it doesn't exist in mine.

Unless it existed before the war, in which case probably not many people alive remembers it. [He scratches one of his ears with his hind leg.] Maybe only old mechs like Ratchet know about that.

[oneeyedterror]

[Just rolling his eyes.]

It was a pre-war punishment, yeah. But the majority of folks should know about it, since not every 'bot was War Forged.

[deadlydoctor]

You must be really old. What's the punishment about?

[oneeyedterror]

[ANGRY HOOF STAMP AT BEING CALLED OLD]

I'm only a bit over four million years old.

[pause then answering the actually question.]

And removal of the head and hands.

[deadlydoctor]

[Knock Out is hoping you break your hoof doing that.]

Oh, only four million years old? My bad, you aren't old.....you are ancient history.

[He jumps out of the way and on top of the nearest tree, already expecting an outburst.]

Why not just kill you instead?

[oneeyedterror]

Ha ha, cute.

[Oh man, Knock Out aren't you just a precious little thing.]

Can't ruin someone's life when they're firkking dead.

[deadlydoctor]

[He considers himself the handsomest cat around.]

I would have killed them if they did that to me.

[oneeyedterror]

[Tilts his head and laughs at that.]

The whole Cybertronian government?

[deadlydoctor]

[The cat smiles, his tail wagging from side to side.]

What, you never heard of biological warfare? There's always the old ton of explosives in the right place and the right moment. And here I thought you were creative.

[oneeyedterror]

Being an ex-watchmaker kinda limits your options.

[Boredly looking at a hoof now.]

[deadlydoctor]

[The cat tilts his head.]

A watchmaker...if you are going to lie, think about something more believable. [If that was true, Knock Out wonders, then losing his hands would have been really traumatic.]

[oneeyedterror]

I don't lie.

[this is the face of a pony who is telling the truth, that and seeing his dumb cutie mark is a broken watch...]

[deadlydoctor]

[Oh, he notices the cutie mark.] Then what stops you from doing more clocks now? I know that the animals here craft things easily.

[oneeyedterror]

[he looks contemplative for a moment before answering.]

Cause, killing 'Cons is a lot more fun.

[And then he smiles, it is not a nice smile.]

[deadlydoctor]

[Knock Out is used to not really nice smirks. He delivers those from time to time.]

I'm sure there's some around here. Arcee said they're dragons, though. A bit out of your league at the moment, fluffy.

[oneeyedterror]

[This is more of a "The brain module is not firing on all cylinders" smile.]

What the slag is a dragon?

[deadlydoctor]

[Sadly, that's not all that new for him either.]

Like a predacon but with soft skin like a fleshie.