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TEST DRIVE MEME

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[Maybe not a pony, but there's definitely a set of eyes following his every stubbly movement. Arcee's not sure what she's looking at, he doesn't look like a pony. Sure, he has a lot in common, but...

Hm, maybe they don't come in the same cookie cutter shape after all. His lack of pastel coloring is also surprising.

Well, might as well talk to the weirdo.]

Okay, time to stop before you embarrass yourself.

[Oh, a cat. Dipper almost didn't notice you...there. Especially since this place has A LOT OF PONIES?? Seriously, what's up with the ponies everywhere. And why are they rainbow colored? It's like he's fallen into one of Mabel's dreams.

He does stop, though, jerking his head a little to push back the hat on his head that's almost too big for him, which is surprising since he seems to have a rather large head anyway and even larger ears. Nothing on this kid is proportionate.]

...H-hey, do you ....are you from this place? Where is this?

[Let's find out the location before launching into what did you do to me and why am I a deer now.]

That depends. If you mean I've been her awhile, yeah I guess. Original resident? Primus no. I've been dragged and changed against my will just like you, kiddo.

[She's going to assume he's changed, anyway. No one walks like that when they know what they're doing.]

I'd explain the why's and how's, but I don't exactly have 'em.

[..Uuurgh ok, well at least he's not totally alone here. He lets out a frustrated sigh, finally giving in and just plopping down where he is before he falls over on these toothpick legs he's acquired.]

...great. I've been sucked into a world full of talking animals.

[At least he's seen weirder things.]

...s...so who are you?

Cry me a river. You're one of the better looking ponies here.

[Arcee stop. Just stop.

She takes this opportunity to get a good look at him, now that he's plopped down. Yeesh, these legs look terrible. Barely any meat on them. No wonder he can't stand.]

You can call me Arcee. Like I said, I'm trapped here just like you and everyone else. Hope you're a fan of not knowing scrap because it doesn't look like we're gonna get an answer anytime soon, either.

Umm...I'm Dipper.

[Wait better looking-]

I...I'm not a pony though.

[Just like you're not an extremely short pony with paws, Arcee.]

[Of course not, she knows what a cat is. Miko talked about hers all the time.

Miko did not, however, have a deer.]

You're joking.

Nope.

[He lifts a hoof and wiggles it a bit.]

These things are a looot smaller than pony hooves, and-

[He lowers his head a little. Lookit dem BIG OL EARS.]

These things are definitely new. So I'm pretty sure I'm a deer, not a pony. ....for some reason.

[Well that certainly would explain a lot.]

Then welcome to the out-of-place club, there's only a few of us who haven't been ponivied.

So you mean most of the people who wind up here turn into ponies instead?

[Well that'd explain all the ponies, but he can't help but wonder what makes them special.]

No, there's just a lot of ponies here for no fragging reason.

[God, Arcee, calm down.]

Thankfully most of them are okay with us. Even scored my own room over at the commune.

A room?

[He frowns, his ears falling back.]

..So I guess you've been stuck here a while, then..

[...Those ears droop.]

More than I'm happy to admit.

And...nobody knows of any way to go home? ..at all?

If they did, do you really think we'd be sticking around this joint? It's literally a pastel prison.

[Pastel Prison™ now available at your local retailer]

Might as well make yourself comfy.

[Oh gosh that's horrendous to think about. Where's Mabel when you need her? She'd know what to do in a pastel prison.]

B-but...why'd I have to get stuck as a deer? Being a cat like you would have been easier at least. I can't even walk like this!

[COMPLAINING DEER NOISES.]

[Haha, she won't lie. Being a cat is pretty awesome. ...You know, compared to everything else.]

Yeah, but--

[Wait. What...what are those noises? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT OH GOD SHE BROKE HIM]

....But what?

[In his distress he didn't even notice the odd little deer bleaty noises he just made. Were you saying something, Arcee?]

[Yeah, she was... But now she forgot.]

Nothing, never mind. ...You sure you're okay?

Not really, no. ..But I'll be ok, I guess.

[Way to push that optimism.]

I just need to figure out how to walk on these toothpicks of mine.

You need to find your center balance.

[Says Arcee, the cat, the animal with naturally good balance. Yeah, learning to walk again wasn't very hard for her.]

If you need help, I'm right here.

[He seems aware, if that sour expression is anything to go by.]

Dunno how you can help, unless you can tell me how to stand without knocking other ponies over.

[He sighs as he gets back up to his feet, wobbling a bit. He's already rammed into enough pe- ....ponies today, and he doesn't want this whole town hating him on the first day.]

[...Wow, thanks Dipper. That makes her feel great. Just for that? She's going to waltz over to his side and push one of those wobbly legs.]

Rule number one, don't doubt me. Or do you see anyone else jumping at the chance to help you?

[It's like sticking a feather in a wind tunnel because DOWN HE GOES, falling onto his side with his legs sticking straight out while he takes a moment to figure out what just happened.]

H-hey!

[Smug cat is smug.]

Willing to try again?