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TEST DRIVE MEME

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Well...somepony sure is pushy.

(Discord then chooses "Girl" for Zero since the assassin doesn't seem to care about that.)

Your name, Pushypants?

[He doesn't, but he can't help but wonder where that button came from in the first place. Something to figure out later.]

You don't need to now.
But to get you to leave me...
Just call me... Zer0.

[Ooooohhhh mysteriouuuusssss]

Ooooohhhh, mysteriouuuusssss~

(Discord wiggles his fingers and makes spooky ghost noises as he summons several Discord clones to do the exact same thing.

The Discord clones disappear and in their place is one stallion who just might look familiar to Zer0 if he squints hard enough.)

Here's your rival, Pushypants. You two know each other, don't you? What was his name again...?

[Despite being a pony, that ugly face-mask is instantly recognizable to Zer0.]

[So he reacts in the most sensible manner: the time-honored tradition of 'Sword-in-Face'.]

His name shall be 'Dead'.
For that is what he now is.
Assassinated.

Hmm...well, he's your rival; far be it from me to tell you what to name him.

(The draconequus tosses the stallion over his shoulder and he comically falls into a stack of trash cans in a very slapstick manner.)

You're about to embark on a grand adventure in the wonderful world of Equestria! Here's your traveling companion and complimentary trainer outfit.

(A changeling is dropped in front of Zer0 and his outfit is changed to a much more pink and frilly one, with kawaii eyes drawn on his mask.)

So have fun making a name for yourself, Pushypants! And remember to play nice with the PONIES!

[Pandora was never a welcoming place. In fact, to most it was downright repulsive. But, at this vary moment, Zero would give just about anything to be back there and not here, wearing a dress, dealing with a whatever this thing is.]

[That was not an option, however, so he would have to settle for the next best thing: Several thousand points of damage in the form of a Jakobs-brand revolver, to the problem's face. Because that always solves all problems. Surely not even this beast could defend against that.]

(Discord stands smugly as the bullet makes direct contact with his face. Instead of painting the ground with his brains, however, he flashes repeatedly as a jingle plays out of nowhere, the draconequus disappearing completely after it finishes.

He reappears behind the assassin, chewing on what appears to be gum.)

Is that any way to greet your new traveling companion?

(As Discord blows it into a bubble, however, the "gum" has the same color and even texture of the bullet from Zero's revolver. The pop replicates the gunshot sound, even though no bullets come out. The changeling is as confused as Zero is.)

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