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♥ Discord is a Pottgood shipper. Who knew?

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(Oh look, it's everyone's favorite draconequus, Discord! Yes, even if you've never met him before, he's your favorite. Why? Because he's the only one around, so he's your favorite by default, so why not come by and give him a big hug? He may be willing to return it!

In fact, he's probably initiating that hug with you right now since gods of chaos don't care much for personal space. It doesn't last long, though, as he instantly poofs away and reappears dressed as a scientist.)

Hello, new friend, and welcome to the world of PONIES! My name is Discord; I occasionally refer to me as a Pony Professor. You see, this world is inhabited by colorfully cuddly creatures called PONIES. Some of them sing! Some of them use magic. To me...well, they're just a lot of fun.

But before we continue, tell me something: are you a boy...or a girl?

Edited 2014-02-25 19:19 (UTC)

Neither. I am a doctor.

Hoo hoo.

Why do you ask me?
The answer is obvious. [Except it isn't. Because mask.]
Get out of my face.

Is that so?

(Discord scribbles a few notes on the choice selection menu, writing the word "doctor" beneath the word "girl" in purple crayon. The cursor chirps as it selects the new third option.)

Well then, let's hear your name, ambiguously described doctor.

(It's only slightly obvious because Discord knows everything, but he'll just play along.)

We can't keep the children waiting, you know; you have to give an answer before we can continue.

They can wait, then. I have better places to be. Things that need killing.

Well...somepony sure is pushy.

(Discord then chooses "Girl" for Zero since the assassin doesn't seem to care about that.)

Your name, Pushypants?

Surely that's the easiest of facts to deduce for beings such as yourself.

If you wish, you may call me Doc Scratch.

[He doesn't, but he can't help but wonder where that button came from in the first place. Something to figure out later.]

You don't need to now.
But to get you to leave me...
Just call me... Zer0.

[Ooooohhhh mysteriouuuusssss]

[...She knew she shouldn't've come to school today. Can't you call in sick once your sister vanishes in rainbows and is replaced by a magic swashbuckling sister?]

Did Fluttershy put something in your coffee again?

There are just some things a man won't stand for!

[Making a scene in the middle of Ponyville, mounted on the fountain and standing Captain Morgan style, a griffon with the sweetest feathered pompadour you've ever seen has decided to make his grievances known.

Now, it's not like Dandy to sweat the small stuff, and to be completely honest he could care less that he's a composite fluff monster right now. No, this is a matter of extreme importance. The kind of importance that brings a man to shout at the high heavens.]

Where are the chicks?!

[Get it? Chicks. Because...because he's a bird. I'm way before my time, this is comedy gold, people.]

Bring on the babes, baby! You can't tell me this planet is nothing but HORSES!

[The city of Townsville--I mean Ponyville, a quiet peaceful community...a community that's about the get a wake up call. Why's that? Because right in the center of town arises something far sinister and frilly than your average perfume department.

Don't let the strangely tall and slender red look fool you, nor the weird Santa Clause dress-slash-thigh high ensemble. Hide your kids, lock up your parents, it's none other than a being so demonic he can only be called...Him.]

Ohhhhh goodness, what have we here? Did someone want me to make a little visit to this one horse town?

[Yeah that reverb isn't right....nor the fact that he's just chilling in mid-air.]

Well if you wanted the fun you should have just called ahead.

[Ugh...he shouldn't really be making a public scene like that.]

[Well, its the fashion, so have this dude floating in mid-air too.]

Interesting question! I was about to ask the same thing.

[A cat.

Did he really become a freaking cat?!

Ok screw that, screw this universe already. He didn't sign up to be a cat, if Dandy found out...

Well maybe he can put that on hold. Because right before him is the biggest chicken he's ever seen in his life. And already the instinctive cat brain is telling him to go ahead and eat this little guy.

Wiggling his butt in the air, Meow doesn't hesitate to leap and pounce on the space chicken.]

[Somewhere near The Decanter, there's a hulking figure in a makeshift trenchcoat, belting out a soulful brass solo into the night air, unaccompanied. Closer inspection reveals a minotaur is the one in the shadows, expertly operating a saxophone.

Seems like he's not going to stop unless he's particularly bothered. Then again, why interrupt the jam?]

[...That sure is a griffon standing on a fountain in the middle of the square, squawking about something she can't quite make out from her distance. So she trots up to try to figure out what in the name of everything holy is going on, catching the bit about horses, but not much else. In a accented voice like a slice of warm apple pie, the pastel pony asks:]

Uh, ponies, actually...Are ya alright, sir?

[Nevermind that he's loud and a bit intimidating, she would like to try to help him...]

[Sir, he is a griffon, and he is freaking huge. But thank you for interrupting his super important speech, you damn cat. Seriously, what is with cats ruining everything for him? Do they just have it out for him? This is exactly why he is a dog person.

When Meow pounces on him, all Dandy can do is stare. He doesn't even realize that it IS Meow, it's just another mangy feline to him.]

Seriously? What the hell.

As was I.

(Let's add more Discord to the atmosphere, this one also floating around.)

I always did prefer surprise visits, though.

[That's right ride on his fashionable coattails.]

So terribly rude, isn't it? I might just get annoyed.

[But hey you're here too.]

Those horns, those eyes...tsk, tsk, someone is in need of a makeover~

[You know how most people tend to freak out when waking up somewhere as a pony? Well this guy almost seems ecstatic to be here. In fact his biggest worry seems to be figuring out what all the buildings are, and even then he seems happy about it.]

Oh wow, I didn't know this place had a bakery!

[He says as if he went here before. Also if you pay attention his movements are a little... stiff. Like he's forgetting that knee joints are a thing.]

Actually I think we're supposed to be ponies.

[Emmet no, correcting the devil is a bad idea.]

[Neph being the first local to approach him, Dandy shows his appreciation by getting all up in her face. At least she's a lady pony, so his rudeness is down by about half.]

Ponies, horses, what's the difference?

[There isn't much need for either in space, sadly. The difference might as well only be the names to him.]

But yeah, point me to the fastest way off this planet. I've got some serious catching up to over at Boobies~ [a pause] ...Say, do horses even know what jugs are?

[Truly a gentleman this guy.]

[Ah, in her face! Her ears drop back, eyes widened a little, but she does her best to not stammer.

Did we say a bit intimidating? We meant very.]

P-ponies are smaller an' such...uh, 'f-fraid Ah don't know how to get outta here. Been here for 'bout...six months, myself. [Has it really been that long?] Sure, we use jugs for carryin' drinks like apple cider.

[No, Neph, no...]

[Dandy's face slowly begins to drop and contort into the most horrific expression he can muster. It's really quite the feat with that beak of his, those things aren't normally so expressive.

But right, back to the horror. Not only is there no way off this planet, but the locals don't seem to know what breasts are.

This is it. This is hell.

It's only after this realization do the man tears begin.]

Nope, not standing for it! We'll just have to build our own damn rocket.

[He places his talons on Neph's shoulders. Don't worry, he's sure she doesn't mind. Last he checked, no one really cared about personal space.]

Thanks for volunteering, baby.

[A yellow and black pegasus is circling the town of Ponyville, occasionally firing off a blast of lightning to attack and damage buildings.]

FOR ANARCHY! KYAHAHAHAHA!

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Some random loser

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Why, my good Discord, I'm surprised at you.

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Dandy | Space☆Dandy | FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC, BABY

HIM | Da Powderpuff Goils

oh dear

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Ben Birdland/Big Band | Skullgirls

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Oh my

oh sweet god

Emmet | The Lego Movie

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