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[ponymeisters]

TEST DRIVE MEME

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Why, my good Discord, I'm surprised at you.

[doctorhoo]

Surely that's the easiest of facts to deduce for beings such as yourself.

If you wish, you may call me Doc Scratch.

He loves surprising others

[onemilkofglass]

Of course it'd be easy for me, but would it be fun?

(The tone in his voice suggests that no, no it wouldn't. Luckily, there's enough character slots in the name typing to punch in DOCSCRATCH. Who has time for lowercase letters?

With a snap of his fingers, Discord summons a particular changeling and holds her up to Scratch.)

This is one of my best friends.

"I hate you."

She'll be your rival during your PONY adventures, but I can't seem to remember her name. What was her name again...?

"Fun" is an alien concept to me. Things only are.

[doctorhoo]

But I already know her name, of course. It would be pointless to name her again. Fun though that might be.

That was a joke. Hee hee.

[ The draconequus bends down to observe the changeling closely, even though he is clearly blind. ]How will you begin your adventures, black queen?

They are what they are because they are as they are

[onemilkofglass]

(Chrysalis leans away from Scratch, though she can't lean that far back, given she's in Discord's paws.)

"...What? What do you want?"

Then a nickname to pass the time. Chrysalis is so dull and menacing; don't you think she should have something lighter and more approachable?

How tautological. Like the universe.

[doctorhoo]

You could go with "Destitute Monarch" instead.

A little repetition goes a long way

[onemilkofglass]

(The name earns a hard glare from the changeling as Discord types it in...but wait! There aren't enough spaces to fill in the whole thing! That's okay; he draws in a few more to fit the rest in.)

"I hate both of you."

She has a long way to go, but it's nothing a few chance encounters of you demonstrating your superiority can't fix.

"...How is that supposed to do anything but upset me?"

How am I supposed to know? He's your rival; not me. You two figure it out.