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TEST DRIVE MEME

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[adandyinspace]

[Sir, he is a griffon, and he is freaking huge. But thank you for interrupting his super important speech, you damn cat. Seriously, what is with cats ruining everything for him? Do they just have it out for him? This is exactly why he is a dog person.

When Meow pounces on him, all Dandy can do is stare. He doesn't even realize that it IS Meow, it's just another mangy feline to him.]

Seriously? What the hell.

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[keepsdying]

[He lives to ruin your life, Dandy.

Course when he nearly has a mouthful of chicken Dandy, his eyes widen once he realizes who he's talking to...]

Dandy....?

[keepsdying]

No, what the hell to you?!

Seriously Dandy, a chicken?

[adandyinspace]

[OH WHAT THE HELL, IT'S MEOW. Dandy quickly grabs that damn cat by the scruff in one of his talons, getting pretty close to throwing him in the fountain he's currently standing on.]

Who said you were allowed to follow me to Pretty Pony Planet?! It's bad enough I had to deal with you back on the ship! Either give me some good news, or kitty's getting a bath!

[keepsdying]

[Ow ow talons hurt, no put kitty down Meow's sure this is illegal in Pony Planet, he's gonna call Pony Dandy.]

IT'S NOT LIKE I MEANT TO!


[Crud he better think fast.]

Uhhhhh we're on an undiscovered planet, that's a bonus, right?

[adandyinspace]

No shit, furball!

[And with that, he holds Meow in the air and whips him to the ground. Hopefully he can land on his feet, Dandy doesn't seem to care either way.

...

Waaaaaaaiiiit, Meow actually has a good point. Undiscovered planets have undiscovered aliens! Dandy calms down from his sudden rage and begins to scratch under his beak, deep in thought.]

Now that you mention it, I'm starting to wonder how much one of these ponyboys might net us...

[keepsdying]

[JUST BECAUSE HE CAN DOESN'T MEAN HE'LL ENJOY IT.

Now that he's gathering himself...]

Yeah we might get a big fat check from you alone.

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[adandyinspace]

I'll show you a big fat--

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[adandyinspace]

[Lightbulb]

Heeeeeey, I just got an idea. I can register myself and rake in the big bucks, baby! Why didn't I think of this sooner?! I'll be set for life, I don't even know what the hell I am.

[keepsdying]

...that's just what I said.

[adandyinspace]

Huh? You say something?

[Oh hey, Meow, when'd you get here?]

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[keepsdying]

YOU JUST TOOK WHAT I SAID--

[keepsdying]

[--wait sudden realization.]

How are you gonna collect the money? It's not like you can register yourself.

[adandyinspace]

Can't hear you, going into space.

[Dandy finally leaps off of that fountain, bopping Meow in the process totally on not purpose, and begins to pad off...somewhere.

He's sure the Aloha Oe is around here. It's just a matter of finding it.]

[keepsdying]

[Oh up yours, man. Meow just yells after the Dandy after gathering himself from that offensive bop.]

Yeah good lucking finding the ship and going to Boobies like that!

[Frigging chicken cat]

Bet you don't even remember where you landed!

[adandyinspace]

[He gives a rather unimpressed look over his shoulder.]

Are you kidding? The ladies love cute shit, they're gonna eat me up.

[Besides. Space. Nothing's really considered weird anymore. I mean, if they can waltz in as zombies, giant fluff chicken beast is no problem.]

And watch it, cat, of course I don't remember where I landed! That's why it's lost.

[DUH]

[keepsdying]

Unless they eat you.

[Hot wings are also a hot thing, baby.

You know screw it, he's gonna find the ship.]

If I find it I call dibs on registering you!

[adandyinspace]

You'll be lucky if I let you back on!

[Seeing as Meow is so small now, it's not like he can overpower him.]

I'm sure there's a horse around here somewhere that wants a new pet.

[keepsdying]

You'll be lucky to steer it!

[Oops he's already running.]