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TEST DRIVE MEME

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[Well as far as he knows, this is a boobless planet. It's not his fault the one local he's spoken with knows diddly squat.

The fake tears stop and suddenly he's all smiles out of seemingly nowhere. He even gives the sweet filly a clawed thumbs up.]

Don't sweat it. I know jack all about rockets, hell I can't even spell it. But hey, if there's one thing I do know, it's how to wing it!

[As if on command, his wings shoot out to reveal his impressive wingspan. As much as it looks like a well timed joke, Dandy places down his hand and stares at his back mildly surprised.]

...I didn't mean to do that.

[Under other circumstances, she might have cracked a smile at that, but uh...he's still making her uncomfortable. Partially because the talons still there hurt her shoulder a bit, with no fat to pad all the muscle there. Why didn't she wear her armor out today...]

N-not to be rude, but uh...could ya let go o'my shoulder please, sir? Your claws hurt. An' Ah don't think a rocket would help, either...there's ponies even on the moon, so...

[He does as she says, although it's really only one claw thanks to that thumbs up, but Dandy can't help but stare at those giant talons of his.]

Huh... normally my touch is as velvety soft as a newborn's bottom.

[Only now does this new found form become bothersome. Last thing he wants to do is harm the ladies when he grabs them. There's squeezing and then there's SQUEEZING OFF BODY PARTS.]

Thank ya kindly. [She rolls out her shoulders, her expression brightening a little. It's a little easier to be welcoming now that she doesn't feel so...weirded out.]

From what we can reckon, this is a different world entirely, not jus' planet. But it ain't so bad when ya get used to it. Um, Ah'm Nephenee of Crimea. Welcome to Equestria.

Edited 2014-02-25 22:02 (UTC)

What the hell is that supposed to mean? A whole world is a planet. Listen, lady, I know space. It's literally in my name!*

[*Whether it's his real name or not is debatable.]

If I still had my SHIP, I'd be out of here in no time. You know what a ship is? Seen any of those around?

[If the blue pony in front of him could possibly look more submissive, she does now: ears pinned back, tail tucked slightly...she does force herself to actually...not quite defend herself, but explain what she means, instead of skittering off.]

A-Ah mean like...Ah'm human back home. T-there ain't any here. It's...[Nephenee puts a hoof to her head, trying to remember the word.] Ah meant m-more like a different..universe? Is that the word? W-we ain't got space travelin' an' stuff on my world, so A-Ah don't know much 'bout that...

[She feels very small and dumb right now. She's trying to learn more, she really is.]

[Woah woah woah, hold the phone. Did this horse just say she used to be human? Well, he supposes that makes sense, he used to be human as well. It would be kind of strange if he were the only one subject to bizarre animal transformation.

Suddenly it's like he's a totally different Dandy, perking up and actually looking friendly. Country girls always did have a certain charm about them...]

Say no more, baby~

[He even gives a wink.]

Alternate dimensions are easy to break out of once you know where to look. We'll have you back to your old self in no time~

[Because that's all that matters.]

[She's not sure this sudden switch is much better...no, scratch that. It isn't, because there's an obvious agenda there. One that even she can notice.]

U-uh....Ah actually don't mind bein' a pony too much...an' Ah got a boyfriend. But A-Ah'm sure if ya can figure out how to break out, there are some folks that would be much obliged.

[Neph, it's like you live to break his heart.]

Fine, fine.

[He grumbles something about boyfriends. YEAH, WELL...he bets his hair is waaay nicer than Mr. Boyfriend's.]

But you can't really mean that. A pretty thing like you would probably want to go back to being an even prettier human.

[There's actually no hint of flirting in his voice. He honestly doesn't believe anyone would choose being a pony over being a human being.]

[Well, no way in the seven hells is she apologizing for it, so he'll have to learn to make do. And sorry spaceman, she likes the boyfriend's hair better. Does your hair flow majestically when you run or fight? No? Alright then.

Also thank you for reminding her she actually is still not entirely comfortable with her human form, she appreciates it.]

A-Ah really don't mind bein' a pony, honest. Ah've made a buncha friends, an' fightin's a bit different, but Ah've learned how to get better at it anyway.

[A pretty fighting country girl? (Though really, with a shield over a lance and pitchfork as her Mark, what would you expect?)]

[Neph, stop, you're killing him here.]

Come on, baby. Don't tell me you're scared your little pony friends won't like you anymore if you changed back. You gotta be true to yourself, fight the power. There's got to be something you miss about being human.

[And his hair is fantastic, thanks.]

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