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[ He turns. Slowly. Toward the cat. ]

What did you call me.

[ My, what a deep, booming baritone you have there. ]

[Okay. He did not expect that thing to talk. Especially not in a voice that could probably shake the heavens. ]

Jesus. You're like the...god of bunnies with that voice.

Sugar.

[Ugh, he's really hating this censoring.]

[ His eyes narrow. Which isn't nearly as threatening as it might have been, given the amount of fluff surrounding them. ]

I assure you I am neither of those things.

[ Except there's really no denying that he is, in fact, a rabbit. ] I'm not supposed to be a rabbit.

Yeah, yeah, join the frickin' club.

[He just flops over on the edge closest to Magnus, looking like the worlds grumpiest cat (not that one).]

And what's all this about you even understandin' me? I saw this thing on like...Animal planet or some shi--yeah. Says that even if we could speak animal language--somethin' about not bein' able to understand 'em.

How hard can it even be? It's a rabbit. You feed it and leave it alone.

[I'm so sorry Magnus.]

[ What a sloppy way of communicating, he doesn't approve in the slightest. ]

I have already stated that I am not a rabbit. My species designation is Cybertronian, despite whatever trick is being played here.

I take it you are also not in your correct form, then.

[Can't stop won't stop.]

I know that just--...you know. You're a rabbit NOW. Not a Cyber Smithsonian or whatever.

I'm a human, biscuit.

Human. I'm a human.

But not at the moment.

[ Magnus lifts himself up to rest his forepaws on the bench next to the cat. He isn't very fond of this hunched over nonsense. ]

Do you have any idea what's going on? [ He wouldn't think so, but it never hurts to ask. ]

Thanks, I couldn't tell.

[Okay, maybe that came out a little harsher than he wanted it. There's a quick look away to compose himself, before turning and seeing GIANT BUNNY right up in his face.]

Ah, couldn't tell ya. Go to bed one night, wake up as a cat. 's like...somethin' out of a Disney Movie.

...

Was actually gonna ask you the same thing.

[He lies his head down net to those paws, looking up at Magnus.]

So what is a Cyber-thing anyway?

[ He huffs, ears twitching irritably. Which feels both strange and an accurate display of his displeasure. He'll have to find someone around who has at least some clue as to what's going on. ]

Cybertronians. We are the native, dominant life forms of the planet Cybertron. I believe the appropriate phrase for us on your world would be giant robots.

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