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TEST DRIVE MEME

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[His ears swivel in her direction, turning his head to get a look at the source of the voice.

And here's his first response.]

Cats aren't blue.

[Thank you Captain Obvious.]

And you know what? I just might.

[That's really all she needs to hear to know that this is a lost cause. Good luck, new cat.]

Well I can see this was a waste of my time. I'll go be blue somewhere else where it won't offend you.

[All the sarcasm. All of it.

And like an expert, she twirls on her cute little cat feet and continues on her merry way.]

...

[Okay, maybe he jumped the gun with this one.]

Hey, hey!! Wait up!!

[His walking isn't nearly as graceful, but he's tailing you.]

[Haha, get it. Tailing. Because...tails.]

Sorry, can't hear you. Too busy not existing.

[Is she speeding up? That can't be on purpose, Arcee isn't THAT heartless.]

[Of course it's on purpose it's a blue cat who knows what they're capable of.]

Look, I just meant--okay, point is, you're real, right?

I'm not hallucinating or anything? Any of this?

[Oddly, that question is taking itself very seriously.]

[She stops, finally turning around to get a good look at this other cat.]

Want me to pinch you to find out?

[Because she'll happily comply. She even holds up a paw revealing a nice set of claws.]

[And never before has a cat tried to scramble away faster than he just did now. Okay, maybe a few competitors, but he's definitely up there.]

Jesus, it's just a question!

Crazy biscuit.

[Hi, yes, hello. She can hear that.]

What did you just call me?

[And she's just going to stomp right after him. If there's one thing she wants, it's ~~cat~~ respect.]

You heard me.

[Sorry, Arcee. He's one of those who never really grew out of teenage 'shithead' days.]

Biscuit.

[She's not sure why she's suddenly a baked good, but the way he says it just really sets her off.

Enough to the point where she is now pouncing at him, claws drawn.]

[Well, he can't say he never saw that one coming, because it was completely obvious.

Something he wasn't prepared for, though. Congrats, Jesse, you can barely walk, let alone fight. He scrambles, falling over on his back as Arcee pounces, attempting to bat her back with his own.

It's clumsy, though, so it loses the effect.]

Yo, yo yo!!

Get off me!!

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