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TEST DRIVE MEME

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[AND BACK GOES THE BRIEFCASE.]

I was testing! Honestly, I wanted to check the trajectory!

I wouldn't hit you unless you deserve it!

...which is a lot of the time, but not this time.

[He is so going to beat you up, swear to Primus.]

... If it wasn't for the frikking fact that actually seeing someone I actually know after frikking. Frikking months!

[FRUSTRATED NOISES as he stomps a hoof a bit too close to Brainstorm before moving away, his tail flicking in an irritated way.]

[GASP and immediately backing away now.]

Months? Don't tell me, you locked yourself in solitary.

[Yeah you back away, you scaly bastard. Although Whirl is giving Brainstorm a dirty look.]

Why would I do that? That's frikking idiotic.

Well, is it any different from anything else you do?

[Brainstorm, do you want to die? Because Whirl is thinking that you do.]

Oh I'm sorry, I thought I was speaking to one of Cybertron's smartest. I forgot, you're not that bright.

I'm a genius, not crazy.

[No one can tell what you'll do.]

Whatever.

[Snort and a hoof stomp and now he is going to ignore Brainstorm and walk away.

He'll get you later.]

[Wait, what? That's it?]

Oh come on, you're not really hurt are you?

[IGNORING YOU.

Because he knows how much that'll piss Brainstorm off.]

[CONGRATS IT WORKED.]

Hey! You're walking away from the only person you've seen in months, remember?

[PLAY YOU LIKE A DAMNED FIDDLE.

Whirl's ears twitch and he flicks his tail.]

Slag, I think I'm hearing a stupid lizard talk. Must be going even frikking crazier then.

[Talking to himself, as if Brainstorm isn't there.]

[Sounds of frustration are heard from the little dragon.]

I doubt that's even possible!

Stop being yourself for just one minute!

[Still ignoring and still trotting away.

Better catch up Brainstorm if you want to properly yell at Whirl.]

[Well that'd be the mature thing to do.

So it'll be shooting with more apples instead.]

[Brainstorm, when WHIRL is being more mature...

And he was expecting that, since he quickly takes to the air. NOW WHAT DRAGON?]

[Uh oh, that can't be good.

Brainstorm has the gun pointed up at the sky. What's his plan? What is he on?]

[What, can't fly Brainstorm? How depressing.

And for the moment it looks like Whirl is just gonna fly away~]

[SHRUGS, maybe he's running away?]

Looks like for once you made the smart decision!

[Yes, because deciding to try to get around Brainstorm and get him from behind is a bad strategy.

Enjoy the peace... for now, because Whirl will drop from above onto Brainstorm when the other Autobot is not expecting it.]

[AUGH DEATH FROM ABOVE. Clearly the best answer is to shoot the hell out of the approaching target with apples.

But alas, he still gets pinned by the pony's attack.]

[And Whirl gets some tasty apples to nom. Which is what he's doing while glaring at the pinned Brainstorm underneath him.

And he's going to spit away the apple he's chewing on before talking, can't be threatening with food in your mouth after all.]

So, you were saying something about me?

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