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[Pinkie pokes him back, booping his nose.]

You're a colt!

[Oh Celestia, it's Pinkie. Why... just had to be her.]

Yes, yes I am a colt. I'm actually a fully grown stallion thank you very much. [Said with a huffy grumble.]

Uh-huh!

But I really don't know what other differences there are unless you tell me what YOUR Equestria was like! Mine's pretty much like this one except for all the Pale Pony stuff. And maybe some other things - did your Celestia go through a punk rock phase? Oooooh! Are the Princesses and all of us and everything stallions where you're from, too?

Gah. Well, there's a couple of differences. Just a couple of us are genderswapped apparently, and I'd laugh at Celestia if she went through punk rock.

And no, it's just me and Barb. Apparently. I mean, you're still a girl in my home.

Ohhhhhh, it was ages and ages and AGES before any of US were born! Even before she was an alicorn! Discord made everyone's ages weird for a while, but I got turned into a foal or I'd TOTALLY have got some pictures!

Huh. All the mes I've met so far were girls, too! Actually, you're totally the first genderswapped one of us I've ever met!

So, what's your name, then?

... well I suppose I heard weirder.

Really? Well you're the second Pinkie I've met, so we're even I guess.

It's Dusk Shine. And you're Pinkie, right? I mean you look and sound exactly like her.

Yep, that's right! Theeeeeere's...three of me here, including me, but the one who's actually SUPPOSED to be here is in Great Bridle now, and the other me used to be a human! Have you met humans? They're neat! One of the yous was a human too, but not from the same human world! They're dating now, it's pretty cute.

And the native you is an alicorn princess, aaaaaand the other-other you lives out on the commune! Oh, they're all named Twilight Sparkle, except Lucia, 'cause she was human before.

So, you want the grand tour? We've built up Ponyville a LOT since all the newponies started coming!

Trust me I know alllll about humans. Heartstrings made me, neigh, forced me to make a big production about them a while ago.

... an... alicorn princess... I suppose that would put stock into Rarity calling me a Prince lately...

Sure why not. How many ponies have come here anyhow?

Tons! Most of them used to be humans before, though, or some other things! We've all got scrolls, did you get one?

Really? I'm sure Heartstrings loves it now.

Oh you mean this? [He floated a scroll over.] Yeah I got one. I was wondering why I was given one.

We all get one! It's for talking and stuff! The newponies mostly need a lot of help learning to fit in, since they're not ponies or from Equestria. I've been fine, but y'know.

Hey, I bet you could go crash in the library with Princess You! I mean, it might be a teeeeensy bit crowded with her and you and Spike and Chrysalis, but I bet you can squeeze in!

Fitting in I suppose isn't such a big problem, considering everything. It'll be me just dealing I suppose.

Library huh... that's where I'm supposed to live too back home. I guess I could grab a cot in the basement or something.

TOTALLY! You'll LOVE it! Just - oooooh, wait, do you even know who Chrysalis is yet? Where're you in the time stream?

I uh... just arrived at the town. Summer Sun festival... Nightmare Moon and stuff like that.

Oh.

Oh, geez, you're from forever ago!

How long has it been actually? Since then?

Mmmmm...if you just count time BEFORE here, three years! But if you count time here too, almost four!

Wow that long huh? I guess I should be grateful that it's gone so well then.

Totally! Equestria's only been attacked liiiiiike... [She counts off on her hooves.] ...four times since then! And one of those was the Pale Pony, which I guess is still kinda happening except without Nightmare Moon anymore, but mostly she just sits back and does whatever she does and probably watches us all!

... Why do I just get the thought that this Pale Pony is just sitting back behind a desk with her hooves cupped and smirking over them? It seems like their style. Even if this is a mare.

...do mares not sit with their hooves cupped in your universe?

... you know, like leaning back, their hooves pressed together, smirking evilly... like some kind of overlord?

Yeah! I do that all the time!

Then there you go. It's probably that.

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