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...no.

This is the part where I don't ask and instead go "I'd rather trust strangers with my species name than you."

[Here, have a shell pat.]

Nice try thought, considerably cute!

You know, you could've at least humored me. Now what am I going to do with all these names I came up with? I really don't think anyone but a fellow bot would appreciate all the effort I went into coming up with these. They're wasted! You're a name waster.

[There's a reason why you don't have friends, Brainstorm.

Also don't touch his shell, it's rude.]

Rest in peace notable names such as scaly face, ecch, maybe-we-should-feed-it, sun spotted river waddler, the crusher--

[This won't stop, please interrupt him. For the love of everything.]

If only they had a prize for name wasting, but I guess my talent shall go unrecognized.

[Oh jeeze he's broken again. Knock on shell.]

I never thought I'd hear a name more ridiculous than Sunset Shimmer or Twilight Rainbow Cupcake, but you did it.

[~~Thank you.~~]

I try.

[Woah, wait.]

Are you serious? Are those actual names you just listed? Perhaps now would be a good time to ask where I am because if the answer isn't "A world created from Swerve's happy thoughts", I am going to be very surprised. The bright, cheerful colors are a dead giveaway, I can't believe I didn't notice this sooner.

It's finally happened. I am a god.

More or less.

[Cept not really.]

Cheerful? More like technologically and socially anachronistic! The horses run everything round here!

You mean they used to run everything. Now that I, god of the horse people, have arrived, I'll be taking my proper place as ruler and king.

I'd like to think of myself as a fair king, one the horses can look up to during their time of need. And during their time of not need, I'm doing things like signing autographs and raising Whirl-related awareness.

[This is probably the happiest day of his life.]

You can be my royal adviser. You know, the kind I'm constantly worried about because he's going to stab me in the back. Or in your case, shoot. Speaking of, can I have that blaster back?

Mmmmmno. You don't have the opposable thumbs to rule or to pick up this gun. The one I made and now am taking back.

Cause it's mine.

I see... Already stabbing me in the back. You're good, I'll give you that, but the people will hear about this. I will devote all of my energy into stopping your tyrannical reign, mark my words.

I just can't live in a world ruled by dogs.

...not a dog. Stop doing that thing with your mouth, that moving-making sound thing.

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