alicornparty | (no subject)

(no subject)

TEST DRIVE MEME

♥ Comment in with your characters's name, canon, and universe. Or, comment to others who have posted.
♥ Your characters are now in Equestria. They are also ponies, or creatures of Equestria at the very least.
♥ For those who desire to design themselves a pony for reference, here is a FiM Pony Creator to help out.
♥ The scenario can be anything you want, so long as it takes place in Equestria.
♥ Come on in, characters already in the game! Let's help out potential newcomers!
♥ These test threads can be used for application samples. Commentspam or prose is fine.
♥ Discord is a Pottgood shipper. Who knew?

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[Sharp no, no sharp please.

And now Cameron has completely flopped over on his four legs. Cameron squeezes his eyes tight.

Oh god what if I'm talking to a biker or something and I imagined him like some kind of dragon.

Cause that'd totally happen.]

N-no. I like keeping the mystery...spices things up, y'know?

Edited 2014-03-21 20:06 (UTC)

[The 'mystery' comment earns this guy a snort. Yeah, right. This 'mystery' is right here in front of you, pal. Get used to it. He does back off, though; point made, Spyro's existence isn't challenged.

That said, he still does not like you whatsoever, weirdo.]

Yeah, sure. So why "shouldn't" dragons exist, anyway?

[Are you asking--are you askin--oohhhhh my god. Oh whoop there it goes, there goes the last shred of logic in this world.]

Because dragons have wings that couldn't lift them and they breathe fire and I'm sorry but I don't see a dragon moonwalking in downtown Chicago, ok?

But I guess we're not in Chicago. For all I know, I'm the middle of apple Oz!

[...did he randomly get censored? Fuck.]

[One day. ONE DAY. Just you wait til he's bigger, then we'll see whose wings don't lift who.

But for now, that's a pretty accurate description. And true, if this isn't dragon realms, dragons are a little bit scarce...

Have a dragon shrug and wingflap. Chicago sounds like a pretty weird name for a place - not something sensible like Robotica Farms or Magma Cone or Frozen Altars. Chances are this guy's a long way from home.]

Beats me. I didn't exactly catch the name of this place.

[HE DOESN'T WANNA WAIT.

HE WANTS TO GO HOME OR SANE. One of the two.

Cameron bares his lips, looking exceedingly frustrated.]

I don't know, for all I know it's purgatory or heck--

...heeeeeeeep...

Heeeeeeeeead--heeeeemp--heeeeeeeeeeee...ll--HELL!

There, I said it!

[TAKE THAT....PONYLAND.]

[is that a sign that the wisest action would be to back away slowly? Cause it sure sounds like it is. In any case, that's one heck of an ... outburst.

Welp,if he's not going to back away and go running randomly across the plains here, might as well dig himself in just a bit further with the crazy. Who knows, might have a quest somewhere.]

Yeah. Sure. Uh... Are you okay?

[Like it's the simplest question EVER, Cameron shakes his head.]

No, I'm not.

I was just in a car, my dad's car. The one I took, the one that has over 4000 miles on it, the car he loves more than life itself...and now I'm a horse.

I'm not okay!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only