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Homestar Runner | Guess

[helloimhomestuck]

[It sure is a nice day out. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, a lanky pegasus is crying in the middle of the town.

Seriously, a white pegasus appears to be crying about some unknown thing. He also seems to also have no idea how his front arms work (not pictured: his hat and cutie mark which is just a white star).

In between sobs one might be able to hears something like:]

I knew I shouldn't have gone with community suwvice!

[Huh, well whatever he's crying about it must be something important! People should bug him or something!]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Did someone say bug? That almost sounds like bear! Teddie, being one of those two things, decides to take full advantage of the situation.

By going up to the fallen Homestar and taking his hat.]

Yeah, everybody seems to flop around on the first day.

[helloimhomestuck]

[When Teddie takes the hat Homestar almost immediately stops crying and manages to stand up to glare at this weird stranger.]

Hey!

[However still having no idea how these weird extra limbs, Homestar front legs quickly buckle and he's back on the ground, but he isn't get to give up so quickly! He attempts to stand up again to give Teddie a piece of his mind.]

Hey!

[Aaand he fell down again. Teddie you might want to stop him before he does this the rest of the day.]

[kingofthetvworld]

[No, he's having a pretty good time with this, actually.]

You're fun.

[Taking the hat off, he places it back on Homestar's head. Backwards.

...Perfect.]

So what's your name, star butt?

[helloimhomestuck]

[You're very lucky that it's actually kind of hard to offend Homestar, Teddie Plus "Star Butt" sounds like the kind of nickname Strong Bad would give him. He cheerfully smiles at the question.]

I'm Homestar Runner! I'm pretty much the main chawacter awound hewe.

[crapfully]

[Strong Bad's life in Equestria is finally approaching some level of acceptability. He's got wrestling pals, a few...mutually favorable acquaintances...his video games, and a good thing going. True, he's distinctly lacking ladies, but at least there's no Homest---

I knew I shouldn't have gone with community suwvice!

---oh crap. No. The universe can't possibly hate him that much, can it? He glances over and catches sight of an awkward white-limbed pegasus wearing a dorky hat. It can't possibly be anyone else. He groans. On one hand, he doesn't want to ttake responsibility for him, but on the other...man this'll get annoying fast. He just can't win, so he sucks it up, trots over, and prods him with a hoof.]

Might want to get moving there, Bambi. You know what they do to horses who can't run, don't you?

[helloimhomestuck]

[Homestar quickly cheers up at seeing one of his best friends here.]

Hi Stwong Bad! What happens to them?

[Even seeing Strong Bad now, he doesn't seem to realize anything out of the ordinary besides his new freakish limbs.]

[crapfully]

They get thrown in a meat grinder and turned into glue sticks. I mean...not that anything ever seems to stick to that head of yours, so I dunno if you'd make the best glue.

[He pokes Homestar again...and then he notices.]

What the crap? You get wings too? Oh, that is so completely unfair.

[helloimhomestuck]

[He was going to make a comment about his stickiness, but when he hears about his supposed "wings" he gets curious and cranes his neck to see what the heck Strong Bad's talking about.

And he freaks out again.]

Ah! Mowe fweakish limbs! [He seems to be trying to run away from them, but considering he only knows how to work two of his legs, it's less "running" and more "panicked scooting".]

[crapfully]

[Should he laugh or facehoof? He settles for an awkward mixture of both, shaking his head and chuckling at poor Homestar's distress. When he's sufficiently amused, he reaches for a wing and lightly tugs on it.]

Let's see if I can explain this at your level:

There's a witch. She turned us into horses. You're a pegasus---winged horse. Which means, unfortunately, that you can fly if you put your meager brains to it.

[helloimhomestuck]

[Blinks.]

So why awe you being punished too? Did you also kill Pom Pom?

[crapfully]

Killed Pom Pom? You just tripped on him with a needle?

[Strong Bad gapes at him for a moment. Whoa. That's...unexpected.]

Anyway, no. I did not kill Pom Pom. I'm here because I don't understand the magic of friendship. [Shudder.]

And the witch doesn't like friendship either, so she wants to bring all the ponyfriends to her nightmare world and eat our souls, or something. Been there, done that, apparently she didn't like my musky taste.