Test Drive Meme!

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TEST DRIVE MEME

♥ Comment in with your characters's name, canon, and universe. Or, comment to others who have posted. ♥ Your characters are now in Equestria. They are also ponies, or creatures of Equestria at the very least. ♥ For those who desire to design themselves a pony for reference, here is a FiM Pony Creator to help out. ♥ The scenario can be anything you want, so long as it takes place in Equestria. ♥ Come on in, characters already in the game! Let's help out potential newcomers! ♥ These test threads can be used for application samples. Commentspam or prose is fine. ♥ SHOOT FOR THE SKY LIKE PINKIE PIE

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[kuukai]

No.

[ The bear regarded her with a raised eyebrow before munching on the chocolate cupcake in her hands. ] Ya've been starin' out inta space long enough fer someone ta rip you off, though.

[ms_perfection]

[Wow rood. Still, Kamala manages to shake her monologue off.]

I'm not that bad. Sides, I'm from Jersey; you mess with the bull you get the horns. Walk tall yo.

Trying to sound tough and partially succeeding? Check.

[kuukai]

Ha! I dunno Jersey, but ya better not mess with me.

[ She shows her paws. ] I got claws. You don't.

[ms_perfection]

Yeah well... Think Kamala think! I'm taller!

Such importance. Wow...

[kuukai]

... Barely.

[ Kyouko thinks. Then shrugs. Hell with it. She takes her soul gem out.

After an elaborate transformation sequence (surely elongated to impress), she stands proud in her magical girl costume. ] I got a spear.

[ And she does. ]

[ms_perfection]

Uh... okay. If we're going to make this a big deal...

Okay self, you can do this. Just make yourself look not like a dope. Embiggen!

Concentrate, concentrate... whoop OW! [Kamala rubbed her head as she hit herself on the sign nearby.] Totally bigger than you now.

[kuukai]

Doesn' matter. [ She resumed chowing down on the cupcake, staring up at the now-quite-a-bit-taller pony. ] I can still kick yer flank.

[ms_perfection]

[Returning to her normal size, she rolled her eyes.] I Teamed up with Wolverine.

Stupid. She probably doesn't even know who that is, knowing this place. Memo to self: stop thinking like everyone knows names.

But uh, nice spear?

[kuukai]

Ya did not.

[ She totally knows who that is. ] Liar. Now yer just tryin' ta come up with ways ya could be better than me. [ Kyouko scowls and stuffs the rest of the cupcake into her mouth, smearing chocolate all over her face. ]

[ms_perfection]

No way, it's totally true! I teamed up with Wolverine and he bought me a gyro when it was all ov--wait. You know who Wolverine is? Are you from my world?

[Kamala digs into her saddle bags.] Come on, please, don't die on me. Don't give me that lol low battery...AH!

Here, proof! [And she held up her cell phone with the selfie she took with her and Wolverine.]

[kuukai]

[ Kyouko stares. ] Okay first where'd ya get a cellphone. [ She is dying for arcade games. ]

Second yeah I know who he is but he's ... ya know. Not real. So tha's kinda a mindscrew.

[ms_perfection]

First, It came with me along with the contents of my backpack. [Ms Marvel gear, phone with possibly a billion missed calls from her parents and Bruno, dog treats for Lockjaw...]

And second, I come from a world where he's real. Carol Danvers once saved me when I was younger.

[kuukai]

I don' know who that is. [ Kyouko comes from a time when Ms Danvers isn't a widely known superhero. ] Wish a game came with me... all I got was a dumb box o' Pocky I ate ages ago.

[ms_perfection]

You don't know Carol? She's Ms Marvel, now Captain Marvel! [Weird that she'd know Wolverine like every other teenager in the universe but not Carol.]

Yeah, well, my phone's running out of power so I can't even play Tetris. Sorry.

[kuukai]

No. 'm I supposed ta? Wolverine's ev'rywhere. There's been like four movies.

[ She tosses the phone back. ]

[ms_perfection]

... Well, kinda? She's part of the Avengers. But I wouldn't put it past hollywood to make four movies of Wolverine, even if there's still stuff like rights and merchandising. I'll bet Iron Man never had a problem with that.

[kuukai]

So yer from a world of superheroes?

[ She sits her butt down - yes, even with the magical girl dress on - and digs in her pockets for something else to eat. ] That why ya've got powers?

[ms_perfection]

Yeah. It is. For sixteen years I was plain old Kamala Khan, a pakistani-american in Jersey. And then something called a Terrigen Bomb went off in my town and I got soaked in it. Turns out I'm part alien and the gas woke up my heritage.

[kuukai]

Part alien! [ Kyouko snorts out a laugh, finally finding a couple of apples in her pockets. ]

I made a deal with someone I shouldn't've. But, ya know. Same result.

[ She tossed one of the apples at Kamala. ] Here. Want one?

[ms_perfection]

Man, sounds like origin stories abound. And thanks.

[Taking a bite of the fruit, Kamala thought for a moment she died and gone to heaven.] Whoa... wha... this is the best apple in the world. It tastes incredible! What'd they put into it?

[kuukai]

Uh. [ ??? ] Apples.

[ What. ] S'pretty good. [ Kyouko will eat almost literally anything, though. ]

[ms_perfection]

It's just I've never tasted an apple this fresh. The local grocer doesn't have anything like this, and it doesn't even feel waxy. I'm guessing there's no pesticides in it either.

[kuukai]

Yer prob'ly right.

[ She turns her own apple over in her palm, examining it. ] Damn. Never noticed that.

[ms_perfection]

Kinda glad about that. Even if I'm not at home, there's no reason not to eat halal. [And Kamala took another juicy bite of it.]

[kuukai]

Yer Muslim? [ That she recognizes. ] Ya won' haveta eat much meat here, don' worry. Th'ponies are vegetarian anyway.