Forced Honesty/Confessions Meme!

[downstairslife]

How to play:

>Post your character blurting out a secret
>React to other people's sudden confessions
>Everypony must be truthful and honest
>????
>Profit! Or awkwardness, whichever.

Comments

[kingofthetvworld]

I smooched Kanji!

[topgun_textiles]

Of ALL the things to blurt out, why the hell's it gotta be THAT ONE!?

[kingofthetvworld]

W-What are you trying to say?!

Are you...are you implying I wasn't a good enough smoocher?! Kanji, I-I'm hurt!

[topgun_textiles]

I ain't implying a damn thing! I'm sayin' I don't kiss bears, damn it! You jumped me!!

[ABOLISH THE KING'S GAME. THE KING'S GAME IS THE DEVIL.]

[kingofthetvworld]

Now wait just a second, what do you have against bears?!

If Nao-chan was a bear, I bet you'd be smooching her all over the place!

[topgun_textiles]

I-!! [Crap. He's right.]

Th-that's different! M-mind yer own business!

[kingofthetvworld]

Bears are my business, thank you. Even the ones that don't exist yet!

So now say it! Say you'd smooch bears!

[ceasetoexist]

So...why?

[kingofthetvworld]

I was what we like to call in the grown up world, "drunk".

[No he wasn't.]

And because I was the king! And whatever the king says, goes!

[ceasetoexist]

I know what being drunk is, you moron.

You're the king of being a dork. People don't just give kisses to dorks.

[kingofthetvworld]

Then how did I get sooooo many smooches in my life? Hrmmm?

I'm the king alright, but you may call me the King of Hearts~

[ceasetoexist]

I dunno. They probably felt bad for you.

I'll call you the King of...I dunno. ...Pop Tarts. Stuffing your dumb face.

[kingofthetvworld]

[Damn it, Pokey, why?]

I wish they had Pop Tarts here... [sniffle] I bet they could think of some really yummy flavors, too.

[ceasetoexist]

You know I can still just make crap out of thin air, right?

I could make you whatever pop tarts you wanted.