Forced Honesty/Confessions Meme!

[downstairslife]

How to play:

>Post your character blurting out a secret
>React to other people's sudden confessions
>Everypony must be truthful and honest
>????
>Profit! Or awkwardness, whichever.

Comments

[ponymechanic]

I...I-I have a crush on Feena.

[Darn forced confessions. He knows what's coming considering that post he made days before Hearts & Hooves Day.]

And the peanut gallery will respond in 3...2...1...

[freezerfurn]

Awwwww! That's so sweet~!

[the_stray]

... I used to work for a terrorist organization. I grew up among them.

[crescentxrose]

...It's okay! We still love you, no matter what.

[strengthinkindness]

...I...got someone killed once...

[twotailedgenius]

... I actually... witnessed that, before I came here to Equestria. [Well, it is the honesty meme.] If it's what I think it is.

[rollsoffthetongue]

I... lied my way into my school.

[madeamanoutofme]

Maybe, but if you graduate, it won't matter.

[scattered_rose]

It was my fault.

[twotailedgenius]

For a year I believed that due to my own shortcomings, I was responsible for my best friend being wiped from existence, and that I failed to save him when I and a group of friends went up against the megalomaniac that wiped him from existence in the first place.

And... because of that, I began pushing my friends away until someone else smacked sense into me.

[ponymechanic]

Still feeling guilty about that?

[mostcolorfulepithets]

I come from a world ravaged by war. There's magical radiation in places so bad, that it could be enough to kill you. There's barely any fruits and vegetables to eat, and there are groups of gangs called Raiders who make it a habit to go around pillaging, stealing, torturing, and doing other unspeakable things.

[saint_sami]

When Mayfield fell apart, I.... killed someone.

[punched_by_sisko]

The reason I haven't ended this ridiculous farce in a heartbeat is because if I did, no one would learn a blasted thing! Besides, it's more fun to see others figure it out than doing it for them.

Aaaaaaand... I'mnotaspowerfulasIshouldbe.

[cruel_kindness]

Hey.

You know what?

That's Reaper talk. Wanna join the team? We own a dojo.

[adandyinspace]

Almost got to be God once. ...I think.

Crazy, right? How the hell can you call yourself all powerful if you can't even grab an ass? Pass.

[bigsoftie]

God?

What is a God?

[keaton_mask]

...I'm cursed, and I have been for nearly two months if you consider my time spent here. I'm really much older than I appear.

I was actually quite happy before it happened, too. I was preparing myself for my wedding ceremony.

[freeasthewind]

[Wow, that's a lot to take in. But it makes sense, since he always acts older than he appears. She has no idea what to say.]

...Was the girl you were marrying named Anju?

[kingofthetvworld]

I smooched Kanji!

[topgun_textiles]

Of ALL the things to blurt out, why the hell's it gotta be THAT ONE!?

[topgun_textiles]

I thought that stupid pageant dress looked good on me.

...So I-I kept it!

[foolish_seal]

Takes a real man to wear a dress.

What sort was it?

[break_a_melody]

... I was raised by humans, and I had a loving human mother. It takes every mental strength that I have to keep her buried in my memoriieeesstop stop stop Stop Stop Stop STOP STOP STOP STOP!!!

[bigsoftie]

Why do you feel shame about it?

[caneattheseapples]

My version of Equestria is pretty much like the shit you find at the back of the fridge, with all the smells and gross ass juices of the food in their combining into this singular brick of shit. Pretty much where a lot of the negativity and hostility would've been found in most versions? Leaked out of their world and formed mine. I'm trying, but I never really feel like a pony.

....I'd like it if others called me Applejack, but I don't mind still being called Jappleack.

[poolicide]

You know, looking at it now? I'd say our homes are kind of the same. Except the horses.

[ceasetoexist]

I betrayed my planet to an alien warlord and worked as his point man on an invasion. Pretty cool, huh? Don't regret it either.

Also?

Aside from the bears and a couple others? Kind of have a grudge against most of you for even existing while Mayfield doesn't anymore.

[kingofthetvworld]

[Oh, that's, um...]

...I'm glad you like bears?

[GOTTA FIND THAT SILVER-LINING.]

[surpriserainbows]

...In order to make rainbows in my world we have to grind up our own children in order to produce the right pigments. Or we thought we did. We did it for a thousand years until we we proven wrong because the ponies who first came up with the process didn't check any alternatives!

...I'm the chief engineer at the facility where they do this.

[bluesuit_hoofy]

DIDN'T CHECK?!?!!!

[bigsoftie]

Back in the digital world...I...I...






Kissed.

[ceasetoexist]

Yeah?

What'd you think of it?

[poolicide]

I don't think I'm really a person. Deep down, I really can't stand myself.

[crapfully]

When I say I'm not a good guy, I'm serious. My criminal record's like two feet long.

[poolicide]

...wow, we're all really kind of...bad friends for Marty.

[4thdimensional]

My greatest invention was a time machine. All of Marty's trouble with time traveling was my doing.

And I'm considering starting up the old business.

[adandyinspace]

[Just going to slide in here.]

So, uh, let's say someone might wanna get in on that action...

[caelum_ignis_draconigena]

Everything I end up caring for ends up being lost to me or dies...

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

...Trixie believes that to be a lie. She is still here, is she not?

[foolish_seal]

I should be dead. I sacrificed my soul to keep a goddess from killing humanity, yet here I am.

it's been four years now, and I still don't know if I even want to go back.

[neighfeni]

Not havin' a place to go back to's rough. But you'll find your place, Ah jus' know it.

[Sage back pat. She knows this feel, bro.]

[pirateponyprincess]

If I ever get back to my Equestria, I will be conceding power to Twilight and Luna. I am no longer fit to rule a kingdom, nor do I want to. I never realized how much pressure it all was until I was taken from it.

[weekwizard]

Though I have been trying to study it, I still don't know what it means to have a friend. Family, perhaps, but the concept is lost on me.

I wouldn't be concerned about it normally, but considering how Equestria works, it may prove to be an issue.

[neighfeni]

Whatta ya mean, Miss Patchouli? You're one o'my best friends...