Forced Honesty/Confessions Meme!

[downstairslife]

How to play:

>Post your character blurting out a secret
>React to other people's sudden confessions
>Everypony must be truthful and honest
>????
>Profit! Or awkwardness, whichever.

Comments

[adandyinspace]

[He's just going to lean in closer.

This is totes how you flirt.]

Aaaaapplejaaaaack~

[caneattheseapples]

Aw for Christ's sake. You think that's gonna do shit. I mean hell, look, I can play this game too.

Daaaaaaandyyyy~

[She's just leaning back in closer to him. Almost aggressively so.

It is hard to tell if she is mocking him or genuinely trying to flirt as well.]

[adandyinspace]

Oh baby, you know I love the sound of that.

[I mean, what's more pleasant than the sound of his own name? The answer is nothing. Case closed.

He's getting pretty close now, he'd even touch foreheads if it wasn't for that stupid ass beak.]

Say it again.

1/2

[caneattheseapples]

Oh sure thing~

[Maybe he won't go for touching foreheads, but she will, beak be damned. She even lifts her hooves up close to his face for a moment.]

[caneattheseapples]

[Before grabbing his collar and pulling his head down so she can put her mouth right up to his ear.]

DAAAAAAAAAANDDDDYYYYY!

[See that Dandy? She's even screaming it now.

Hope you enjoy it.]

[adandyinspace]

[Dandy went deaf that day.]

SON OF A-

[Before he can finish his sentence, he's resorting to random gibberish as his talons clasp over his "ears" and he's rolled up fetal style on the ground.]

WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

[caneattheseapples]

[She laughs, but only real briefly.]

...Hell. I thought we were doing a bit. I mean, like, I thought your ass was ready for that.

...God. Did I actually hurt you? Shit dude, let me get you someone.

[adandyinspace]

Did you actuall- YES, that hurt like hell, what is your god damn problem?!

[He's still on the ground, just barely wincing.]

You better get your ass over here and help me up, you stupid horse bastard. OW.

[caneattheseapples]

Damn dude that mouth is a good way to keep your ass rooted to the floor.

[But still she trots over to help him up. She doesn't just pick him up like he was a sack of mulch either, though she's tempted to handle him pretty roughly at the moment.

God. She didn't mean to hurt the bastard.

She does her best to try and help Dandy to stand, ready to try and catch him if he can't get himself stable.]

[adandyinspace]

[Japple might find that Dandy gets up surprisingly easy, in fact it's almost like he didn't need help at all.

She might also be surprised when he gets right up to her ear and opens that stupid beak as wide as he can.]

APPLEJAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!

[caneattheseapples]

[She's a little surprised, but at the same time that's how bits like this are supposed to go.

It might be a bit more surprising in how her head vibrates at the blast of Dandy's voice, like a cartoon character who just got clocked with a heavy object, or how she quickly blows away from the force of Dandy's voice.

Not just blows away, but is knocked off her feet and bounces. It doesn't look painful; in fact, she bounces much more like a rubber ball than an actual body hitting the ground, and just bounces a little ways before coming to a stop, face planted in the dirt.

She doesn't look hurt. But at the same time, she isn't moving.]

[adandyinspace]

[If she's hurt of even dead, Dandy doesn't seem to notice. Watching her bounce around like a god damn super ball is enough to further fuel how humorous he thinks he's bring right now. He's dropping back onto the ground again, but this time in a fit of laughter.]

Oh my god, I can't believe you actually fell for that! Y-You...you dumbass!

[caneattheseapples]

[Sorry Dandy, no response. Unless he considers just laying there to be an appropriate response to his part of the bit.

Cause that's what she's doing. Just laying there.

Still, pretty funny she guesses.]