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Equestria's Hottest Guys and Gals

[(Anonymous)]

(anon)

[(Anonymous)]

There's a lot of nice looking ponies here...that's kind of hard.

Re: Equestria's Hottest Guys and Gals

[(Anonymous)]

definitely not Bertie

anon

[fenifilly]

I humbly disagree. I think he's nice looking.He can be...a bit rude though, sometimes. I don't think he means it.

Re: Equestria's Hottest Guys and Gals

[(Anonymous)]

Sir or Madame, do you have eyes?

[(Anonymous)]

One can be good-looking without being attractive, Totally Not Obvious Anon.

In Bertie's case, the good looks are ruined whenever he opens his mouth.

[(Anonymous)]

I haven't yet become attracted to ponies.

Cecil has a nice voice though.

[(Anonymous)]

This.


...er, the bit about the attraction, not Cecil. Though come to think of it, he does, doesn't he? Very soothing, almost makes you forget about the call for ritualistic slaughter.

[(Anonymous)]

He hasn't told me about the ritualistic slaughter part yet.

That might change my opinion of him.

[(Anonymous)]

He did rescind it. Eventually.

[(Anonymous)]

I'd have to hear Cecil singing to be sure. As it stands, Harvey has him beat out there.

[(Anonymous)]

okay heres a top 5
5. twilight sparkel (idk which)
4. york
3. vinyl scratch
2. morgan night
1. dante

Re: Equestria's Hottest Guys and Gals

[(Anonymous)]

Mr. Wooster has a certain something, I must admit.

[(Anonymous)]

If you're going for subtlety, maybe you should try not calling him Mr. Wooster. Literally no one else does that.

[(Anonymous)]

Why should I go for subtlety? I have been told that stallions of our nature are not liable for incarceration here.

Besides, there's no need for bad manners.

Jeeves and Flare, you are making him go beet red.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, please do stop! There's nothing at all attractive about him and I really think we ought to focus on finer sorts. Like Princess Luna! She's awfully pretty. Very striking. And Ms. Fluttershy. Both versions! Ms. Nephenee has that beautiful new coif that Dame Rarity helped her with. And there's another mare any stallion should be perfectly happy to be carrying on with.

[stormbroken]

...You do know I wasn't the one who called him out on this, right, Wooster?

That means it's obvious to multiple ponies.

[(Anonymous)]

No! I mean, I'm just am anonymous passerby making comment on the fact that there really are more interesting birds and beazels to be on about.

OH MY GOD

[nvcr]

Oh, really? Because he came bursting through the doors to my room, literally, and tearing me a new behind complete with a swirling void, metaphorically, when I told everyone how much I missed my boyfriend.

I told him I was perfectly fine with everyone knowing I was gay. It's one of the few things about myself I can say with any degree of certainty. But he insisted I was crazy.

Re: OH MY GOD

[(Anonymous)]

Well, Mr Palmer, it is a mortal sin and quite illegal in most places, not to mention a mental illness. I was quite surprised to find that here it is seen as something normal, legal, and non-threatening.

I am sure that Mr Wooster had your best interests at heart.

[(Anonymous)]

You're mad for rather a lot of reasons, Palmer.

[nvcr]

Perhaps, but aren't we all?

[(Anonymous)]

HOLY SHIT.

I cannot believe he said that. Yeah, buck that complacent, credulous spendthrift. Total asshole.

[nvcr]

I know, right? And I'm thinking, "are you serious? Like, I'M crazy?"

And I said, like, "Bertram, you can't just let other people's expectations keep you from being who you are." I mean, everyone has their expectations about who you should be. If you tried to fulfill them all you'd never have time to be who you wanted.

Yeah, it's one thing to not do something or just keep a low profile if being too obvious would lead to you being indefinitely detained or painfully re-educated, but come on.

He then went on to compare my sexuality to, and I quote, "hookworm or toothrot".

Also, I love Carlos, and I miss him so much. Just so very, very much.

So yeah, he's...kind of an asshole.

[(Anonymous)]

Dude are you in love with your boss or something? LOL