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[deadlydoctor]

[Those are some long legs you got there, bro.]

Watch out! [You almost stepped on him, you big...whatever you are.]

[oneeyedterror]

[Oh god it's like being surrounded by fuzzy Minibots or something, Whirl stumbles at being shouted at (hope you're quick on your paws, Knock Out) and it's only because of his wings he doesn't end up aft over teakettle.]

You watch it, you slagging piece of scrap.

[deadlydoctor]

[Knock Out had a lot of trouble coordinating his paws when he arrived but know that he discovered how those work he's pretty quick with them. Just like he was back home in his car mode.

His fur stands up and he hisses.] I'm not the one who can't even stand, glitchspawn!

...[Wait.] You said scrap. Are you cybertronian too? Now all makes sense, you must be an insecticon. [They're just as dumb.]

[oneeyedterror]

[Oh no you didn't.

Enjoy having a hoof stamp way to close for comfort, Knock Out. Although Whirl was actually aiming to hit the cat]

Cybertronian, yeah. Name's Whirl, Autobot you little organic pest.

[deadlydoctor]

[You son of a glitch. He moves away from the Pegasus but not before his claws reach out to try and scratch the beast's leg.]

Autobot my aft. You sure don't act like one.

[oneeyedterror]

A four million year war does that to a guy.

[Warning stomp, and a huff.]

[deadlydoctor]

I bet that Optimus would love that excuse. If you suck at being an Autobot just admit it.

[He's going to keep his distance from you, ugly monster thing. His ears are still flat against his skull, angered.]

[oneeyedterror]

... Funny thing, that. Prime is the one who recruited me.

[Yeah well, good. Whirl wouldn't want to waste his time stomping on an ugly thing like Knock Out anyway.]

[deadlydoctor]

That Prime was also best friend with Megatron. Funny how things change with time, uh?

[Excuse you, he has the shiniest fram...

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That Prime was also best friend with Megatron. Funny how things change with time, uh?

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[oneeyedterror]

[Snort.]

You got anything better to do then attempt to lecture me on how to act post-war or what?

damn it, html

[deadlydoctor]

Actually, no, I don't. I don't even know how I arrived here.

What sort of organic are you?

[oneeyedterror]

Neither do I, but I'm not frikking whinging about it.

[Good question, Whirl sort of... tries to give himself a once over, which results in him looking like he's chasing his tail. And noticing the weird ass mark on his flank, it looks like a broken watch.

Just ignore that big old frown on his face, Knock Out.]

A pony, I think?

[deadlydoctor]

Your real body is just as ugly then? That's the only reason I can think to not feel frustrated with all this.

As far as I know, ponies are horses and those doesn't have wings. [The cat smirks.] Maybe you are a mutant ponie.

[oneeyedterror]

Oh ha ha, you're a frikking laugh riot. Like empurata. [Or Whirl just doesn't see a reason to flip out about it.

At least not in public.]

Well been a frikking flier normally, maybe it's just a reflection of that. A scrapping horrible one.

[FLAPPY WINGS ARE AWFUL, give him rotors like any good flier should.]

[deadlydoctor]

What did you call me? [Speak in proper Cybertronian, you.]

You were a seeker? [If cats could sneer he would be doing that right now.] Now I understand a lot of things.

[oneeyedterror]

I didn't call you anything, I compared you're humor to slagging empurata. [He is speaking properly, you need to use your cat hears to hear better.]

... [Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, at being called a seeker before coming over and... STOMP, as close to the cat as he can and leaning down and glaring at Knock Out.]

Don't ever frikking lump me in with those scrapheaps, I can fly circles around them.

[deadlydoctor]

What is empurata? I've never heard of it. [He's trying to decide if he has to be offended by that.

Knock Out startles, his fur goes up again and he hisses loudly.] Do that again and you will lose your optics!

[Thank for bringing your face close to his paws, Whirl. He doesn't waste a minute trying to scratch the pegasus's face with his claws.]

You sure sound like them.

[oneeyedterror]

[Backing the frag up, and grinning like a nutbar.]

Losing one would be almost like having things be normal then, little guy. And you're from Cybertron but don't know what empurata is?

[He's kinda doubting your claims, Knock Cat. And completely dropping the seeker line of conversation because... HE IS A BEAUTIFUL HELICOPTER INSTEAD OF A FUGLY JET.]

[deadlydoctor]

Oh then allow me to give you some sense of normalcy, it would be a pleasure.

I don't know what Cybertron are you from but I can assure you that whatever that thing is it doesn't exist in mine.

Unless it existed before the war, in which case probably not many people alive remembers it. [He scratches one of his ears with his hind leg.] Maybe only old mechs like Ratchet know about that.

[oneeyedterror]

[Just rolling his eyes.]

It was a pre-war punishment, yeah. But the majority of folks should know about it, since not every 'bot was War Forged.

[deadlydoctor]

You must be really old. What's the punishment about?

[oneeyedterror]

[ANGRY HOOF STAMP AT BEING CALLED OLD]

I'm only a bit over four million years old.

[pause then answering the actually question.]

And removal of the head and hands.

[deadlydoctor]

[Knock Out is hoping you break your hoof doing that.]

Oh, only four million years old? My bad, you aren't old.....you are ancient history.

[He jumps out of the way and on top of the nearest tree, already expecting an outburst.]

Why not just kill you instead?

[oneeyedterror]

Ha ha, cute.

[Oh man, Knock Out aren't you just a precious little thing.]

Can't ruin someone's life when they're firkking dead.

[deadlydoctor]

[He considers himself the handsomest cat around.]

I would have killed them if they did that to me.