Forced Honesty/Confessions Meme!

[downstairslife]

How to play:

>Post your character blurting out a secret
>React to other people's sudden confessions
>Everypony must be truthful and honest
>????
>Profit! Or awkwardness, whichever.

Comments

[caneattheseapples]

My version of Equestria is pretty much like the shit you find at the back of the fridge, with all the smells and gross ass juices of the food in their combining into this singular brick of shit. Pretty much where a lot of the negativity and hostility would've been found in most versions? Leaked out of their world and formed mine. I'm trying, but I never really feel like a pony.

....I'd like it if others called me Applejack, but I don't mind still being called Jappleack.

[poolicide]

You know, looking at it now? I'd say our homes are kind of the same. Except the horses.

[caneattheseapples]

Shit dude I hope not.

I mean you aren't next door to a serial killer or anything, are you?

[sailorlaughter]

...well, why didn't you say anything? I thought you WANTED to be called Jappleack!

[caneattheseapples]

I dunno. I mean it seemed to keep things simple, since there's so damn many variations of us running around anyway.

...And. I guess I kinda thought being called Applejack here would be something I earned more than was given, more or less.

[sailorlaughter]

......buuuuuuut it's your NAME.

[Why would she have to earn the right to be called herself?]

[caneattheseapples]

Well, sure but, you know.

There's better Applejacks.

[sailorlaughter]

No, there's not! There's just Applejacks!

....aaaaaaaand maybe evil alternate-universe Applejacks with goatees, but you aren't one of those!

[caneattheseapples]

Well. I dunno about that now.

I think I could rock a bitchin' goatee.

[sailorlaughter]

Would it be yellow like your mane?

'Cause that isn't a very evil goatee color.

[caneattheseapples]

Shit, you're right. I could dye it though.

Maybe make it pitch black, put some red highlights in that bitch. ...Man. Maybe get some bits of metal in there.

[freeasthewind]

You're fine just how you are. Be happy with yourself.

[caneattheseapples]

Hell, I'm happy with myself. You don't have to worry about that.

Just wish I could give more, sometimes.

[freeasthewind]

You give enough. And thank you for that.

[caneattheseapples]

...Thanks.

I needed to hear that.

[freeasthewind]

What are friends for, right?

[adandyinspace]

Wait, what? Seriously? Why the hell wouldn't you just tell me that?

[caneattheseapples]

Hell, dude, not like it matters that much. Been Jappleack for a while, I don't mind being called that.

[adandyinspace]

Applejaaaaack~

[caneattheseapples]

...Okay. Not a half bad start.

Now if your voice just sounded that damn good with any of the other words you said, instead of like the dirty bullcrap it is. But hey keep saying it, shit.

I don't mind.

[adandyinspace]

[He's just going to lean in closer.

This is totes how you flirt.]

Aaaaapplejaaaaack~

[caneattheseapples]

Aw for Christ's sake. You think that's gonna do shit. I mean hell, look, I can play this game too.

Daaaaaaandyyyy~

[She's just leaning back in closer to him. Almost aggressively so.

It is hard to tell if she is mocking him or genuinely trying to flirt as well.]

[adandyinspace]

Oh baby, you know I love the sound of that.

[I mean, what's more pleasant than the sound of his own name? The answer is nothing. Case closed.

He's getting pretty close now, he'd even touch foreheads if it wasn't for that stupid ass beak.]

Say it again.

1/2

[caneattheseapples]

Oh sure thing~

[Maybe he won't go for touching foreheads, but she will, beak be damned. She even lifts her hooves up close to his face for a moment.]

[caneattheseapples]

[Before grabbing his collar and pulling his head down so she can put her mouth right up to his ear.]

DAAAAAAAAAANDDDDYYYYY!

[See that Dandy? She's even screaming it now.

Hope you enjoy it.]