Test Drive Meme the Third!

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TEST DRIVE MEME

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[stormbroken]

[This face, Saft. This face forever.]

It's big, it's metal, lets out a lot of smoke and moves around on tracks.

[Seriously, what kind of world do you live in that doesn't have trains.]

[pointedlove]

I say "you're not particularly wanted around". Of all the people to show up here with...

[Yes, that earth pony seems a little prickly, in more than one way. Why couldn't it have been Tom, or Mabel?]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Oh, Oh okay... something I'd totally notice if I saw it then?

[Saft attempts to stand on her two hind hooves and stomp her hoof into what used to be the palm of her other hoof.] If the princesses can't solve this problem then I'll give it a shot! There's got to be some reason this has been happ--[And guess who just lost balance.] Whoa-oa-OH!

Ehehe...

Happening.

Alice Margatroid | Touhou Project

[puppetmaestra]

While most new ponies seem to spend their time in confusion or disarray, there's at least one unicorn who seems to have gotten the idea that their first order of business was to do some window shopping. After all, Ponyville did not seem too different from the Human Village back home.

Of course, the odd part would be the unicorn marionette trotting aside her seemingly of its own will, having a conversation with her. Despite that, some may be able to tell that the unicorn was actually guiding it, judging by the constant glow surrounding her horn.

"But Alice, if this isn't really Gensokyo, we wouldn't have any money to spend... and what about all the others?" Oddly enough, the actual unicorn doesn't turn to face the doll as she talks.

"Now, now, Shanghai. We've been in worse situations than this before. I can always create new dolls... and perhaps some of these strange equines would be willing to barter."

[caneattheseapples]

[Uh. Well, alright. She knew that some of the ponies here we're kind of doofy from the limited amount of exposure she had to them the last time she was here, but the whole rhyming? A bit much. And a bit annoying. Is this dick saying she doesn't know what it means to be prime?]

First off, in this case a prime is a place of origination. This place here? Is the first Equestria. All other Equestria's are split from it. Maybe. I think. It looks a lot like Equestria Prime.

Secondly, what's your deal? Like do you have a condition or something with the pseudo-philosophy rhyming there or what?

[stormbroken]

Oh, I'm sure there is. I've been workin' on it for months, but every time I think I've got a lead, it up and disappears.

But you? You better get used to walking before you get any lofty ideas.

Hevvin Angelbright | Warrior U

[friendshipismurder]

[This is the tale of how a twerpy unicorn got his horn stuck in a storefront.

When the word twerpy is used, realize that it describes the unicorn to a T. He's caught somewhere between the size of a young colt and a fully grown stallion though still leaning towards the colt's spectrum of things. He paces in the dirt of the street, glaring about in anger at the other ponies who pass him by, shouting the following at them]

Ni! Nihi! Nihinihihi!

[And getting further and further angry as the ponies just stare at him for a moment before hurrying away even quicker.

The situation is confusing to Hevvin. In truth, it doesn't take much to confuse Hevvin, but this situation is even more distressing than he would usually suspect. Not only are there not just unicorns but OTHER magical horses (far too many of them oh far far too many of them) but the horses are talking in the humans.....talky....language thing. That one way the humans talk, that Hevvin suspects is a language. It's annoying and nightmarish, because unicorns can't speak that way in their natural forms. It shouldn't happen. It isn't right. Hevvin's been trying to speak to them in the natural horse language, but all of them just turn away as if they don't understand, leading the little unicorn further and further into a fit.

Stupid creatures. Ugly creatures. Hevvin hopes they get what they deserve. He hopes they die he's so angry. He's so angry he could kill.

Well. Truth be told it didn't take much to drive Hevvin towards murder. And that little filly in front of that store? Looks like she could use a few holes in her, courtesy of Hevvin's horn. It isn't long before he's dashing towards the helpless filly, horn first, to put an end to the dumb dumb stupid dumb creature.

Unfortunately, our plans don't always go as we want them to, and the little filly's friends call her away to come see something else. The little filly merrily skips away to join her companions, and this is the cause of the harsh, slamming sound that blares through the market front momentarily as Hevvin slams into the storefront horn-first, shivering and braying out as he hits. He tries pulling away, but his horn is far too embedded in the wood to let go.

And that is why there's a screaming, half-colt sized unicorn stuck in the storefront, and he remains there to this day.]

Minako Aino/Sailor Venus | Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon (IJaG AU)

[verygassy]

...

[Pony again, huh? And a plain pegasus at that. But this time it not the SoL. Then again, the SoL was unpredictable. Heck, it went to other universes! Maybe the SoL became sentient, wound up in her universe and sucked her in again during volleyball practice. Which would be her luck!

Still. There was a bright side.]

At least I'm not a scallop.

Donna Noble | Doctor Who

[thedoctorsmate]

[There's a rather disgruntled-looking Earth Pony on scroll when it comes to life. Her mane is red and her coat a dusty purple. She has on a brown jacket and that's about all that's available to see before she prods at the viewing screen.]

All right, I've been to some weird places, but they were in my own body. Doctor, if this is another one of those translation things your TARDIS has got on, then believe me, mister, we are leaving as soon as I find you. My friend Analise got bucked off a horse when she was 10 and I am not going to wind up fodder for her next rant on the subject. I've had to listen to that story about a thousand times, and it doesn't get any more interesting. You'd think getting bucked off a horse? Hours of entertainment! You'd be wrong.

Now, where are you? And- [She glances up.] Oh, my God. That horse is flying! [Her face lights up.] Doctor! Doctor, there are flying horses here!

[callmeyork]

I certainly would. One man's trash, and all that.

You must do very well for yourself, selling such luxury goods.

[callmeyork]

[Doctor? TARDIS? No... couldn't be. That's a matter for another time. But hey, Donna! Some other pony, this one blue and with various facial scars (and a suit?) pops back on the scroll.]

If that's your reaction to just seeing them, then it's a shame you didn't end up one on your own.

[sweetasabelle]

[Of course, leave it to said helpless filly to turn back around at the sound of the slam.

Hey, it was that weird pony who was making squealing noises in the middle of town a few minutes ago. Maybe he had a "problem". But Cheerilee had taught them to not make fun of ponies with "problems"! So she doesn't. Instead, she offers a smile.]

Hey! Are you okay? I bet you're new to being a unicorn, but you've gotta be careful or your horn will get stuck in stuff like that!

[Helpless and utterly unhelpful.]

[sailorlaughter]

[Minako may not be an alicorn this time, but someone else is. Pinkie bounces intensely away from the costume store, the wings affixed to her back flapping with every movement. They and her new horn are both sorta magenta, closer to the color of her mane than her coat, but she figured they were good enough. Probably just gonna cover them in frosting and glitter anyway, right?

Also she's singing.]

Ain't no party like an alicorn party, 'cause an alicorn party don't stop!

[sailorlaughter]

I KNOW right? This is AWESOME!

[...that horse is just tied to a bunch of balloons. But it still counts!]

[friendshipismurder]

Nihi!

[Oh, his blood is boiling now and Hevvin glares at Sweetie as he guys harder and harder to try and escape. This stupid, ugly little creature is making fun of him and when he gets free he won't have it. He'll kill her and clean her and put her skull on a nice shelf in his house and-

That's when he manages to tug himself free. And send himself bowling backwards into a fruit cart behind him, like an idiot.]

[thedoctorsmate]

[That's certainly an odd-looking pony. Very rugged.]

Well, if you're going to turn into something four-legged might as well be a pegasus over- [Another glance away.] A unicorn! What is this place? Some sort of fairytale?

[thedoctorsmate]

[How does that even work? She's gotten used to not asking with the Doctor, but balloons?]

That really works? Where can I get balloons? [Because when in Rome.]

Kreutzer | Gundemonium (Wonderful Worlds AU)

[ponykreutzer]

(The peculiarity of waking up as a colorful horse didn't seem to bother this new arrival at all. In fact, Kreutzer couldn't seem less concerned about that if she tried. Instead, she tried to keep to herself and simply watch the other ponies go about their day, whether they were regulars or new arrivals themselves.

Unfortunately, the world offered no UG for her to shift to and leaning against a wall was particularly awkward for a quadruped, so her regular watching habits wouldn't do. That and it's hard for her to blend in with the crowd when this unicorn is wearing a brown cloak, has a hunting bow on her back and a very unnatural pair of wings, even for ponies. Still, a job's a job, right?)

[sailorlaughter]

Oh! Here, you can have mine since you're new! AND I have a Welcome Cupcake for you...

[Pinkie flails her legs about in an effort to reach the ground.]

...y'know, whenever I land!

[soulofblue]

[A blue unicorn (with slightly disconcerting red eyes) peers out from the other side of the scroll.]

You know the Doctor?

[thedoctorsmate]

[The pink pony is charming, incredibly so. Donna trots along below her, looking up.]

Does everyone here fly around, then? That's brilliant, that is! I'm Donna. Who're you?

[thedoctorsmate]

Has be been out causing trouble? [She notes the horn and grins.] Oh, you are cute. Yes, I know him. Brown hair, long streak of nothing in a pinstripe suit? I've been traveling with him an age.

[hangthedj]

[And up goes that other eyebrow.

You sure you ain't just delusional, girl? 'Cause if you were a dragon, you'd probably be a dragon here too.

Or maybe not. Iunno how this whole dimensional bullplop works, and I don't really wanna know.

[verygassy]

!!

[Oh now come on. How can she not know that voice and bounce and mane???]

PINKIE PIE!!

[whitescalesbigmouth]

I'm telling you, Back home I'm normally a dragon.

[Awkward hoof shuffling.] My name's Saft.